Jennifer Aniston's BFF Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina Jolie A 'Ct' And A 'B*h!' Watch!

Sun, December 5, 2010 3:34pm EDT by Hollywood Life Staff 107 Comments

Courtesy of E!

The comedian goes all out at a recent show saying she thinks Angelina is completely fake and that’s why she has no friends!

It looks like Jennifer Aniston really does have a great friend in Chelsea Handler as the comedian can’t stand Angelina Jolie! Chelsea said at a Dec. 3 standup performance in Newark, NJ, “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”

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Chelsea and Jen have become close pals over the past few months, even heading down to Mexico together for Thanksgiving and staying at a resort in Cabo. Chelsea, for her part, has long been mocking Angelina and even took to her twitter to reiterate this. “I have been making fun of angelina jolie for years. Period,” the talk show host wrote. She also posted a photo of a plane earlier in the day, writing; “I’m taking flying lessons today in pittsburgh because I want to be more like angelina jolie.”

Chelsea also refers to Angelina as a “homewrecker” in her routine while also making a reference to the family’s penchant for third world travel. Chelsea says of Maddox, “He’s probably so pissed off. He probably thought he hit the jackpot rescued from some A-list actress who’s going to take him from third-world Cambodia only to find out she’s going to take him to every other f***ing third-world country in the universe.”

It is safe to say after this rant we will not be seeing Angelina on Chelsea’s show anytime soon, not that Chelsea seems to have any desire to meet the actress.

You can watch the video here, there is strong language.

-Chris Spargo

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FUELING A HATRED OF WOMEN YOU DON’T KNOW IS JUST nasty and misogynistic. Chelsea is a disgusting person. Noone knows what happened in this relationship and who is to blame. The media is really manipulative and nasty for assigning blame for what is, ultimately, a private matter. It seems that Brad, Jen and Angelina are fine. I have no idea why Jen would be friends with a nasty, hate-filled person like Chelsea. I hope she seeks counseling if this is the kind of people she surrounds herself with. She doesn’t seem to have gotten over her past. To carry it on is only hurting herself. Brad and Angie have 6 kids and seem happy and meant to be together. I wish them all the best.

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Yep….she used to bag on Jen and now they are best friends? She went WAY over the line with her comments about Angelina and I will NOT watch her show anymore. Hypocrite b***h c**t!

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I actually think this make Jennifer Aniston seem pathetic. She’s still bitching about Angelina to her NEW friends five years later? I didn’t think she could look worse after the whole, “I dated John Mayer… twice” period. But wow, Chelsea helped us see that Jennifer lowered the bar.

Can you imagine being a bitter forty-something, when you have everything that Jennifer has? No wonder she can’t keep a man.

I think Jennifer Aniston is competing with Jessica Simpson to see who can be the most pathetic female celebrity. Maybe Hollywood Life should put that to a vote, who’s more pathetic, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson?

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Chelsea used to bag on Jennifer Aniston then they became BFFs and Voila! margaritas in Cabo!! WooHoo! The Angelina story is old news and even if Chelsea went after Jolie in the past there’s no need to now except for the fact that she’s been hanging out with Jennifer Aniston for the last year. I noticed on her show she brings up Angelina more than ever. HMMMMM!! This reeks! Now, everyone is rehashing the Jen/Brad/Angelina triangle. Good job Chelsea. Once again everyone has moved on with the exception of Jennifer and Chelsea. NO MORE CHELSEA LATELY!

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Cmon people what is the deal. AJ is as fake as they come and she does’nt have friends because she’s a back stabber. She is everything that Chelsea thinks she is. She just covers it up with all that do good crap. The fact that this is coming out now does’nt change the minds of us who already knew that Brad and AJ cheated this just confirms it.It’s about time the truth came out anyway. Everyone is hung up on Jen not giving Brad kids thats such bull. Brad has always been a womanizer. What gets me sick is the fact that those cheaters come out of this smelling like roses and poor Jen who was the victim gets victimized all over with every good or bad article about this. Makes me wonder where societies morals have gone?

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you got the facts all wrong- brad has always been in long term relationships over the years. he is not a womanizer by definition. and yes, brad did want kids and jen didn’t do that, so he moved on. if you think that jen has no responsibility in this at all, then ask yourself why is she alone now and still kid-less. and now she is too old to have kids without the risk of them being born with downsyndrome. in a few more years, she’ll be too old to have kids at all. jen is still not remarried or even in a committed relationship- that’s says something right there. despite her figure, wealth, status, etc, she is still alone. that tells the final story right there!

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Oh PLEEESE!!! Jens whole career now is built on “poor Jen”
Grow up!!!

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Do you know to know one thing about societis morals? NOBODY says HE WAS MARRIED, not Angelina. YES, she is the another woman so she is a b*tch… so, WHAT is him? Notingh. NOBODY cares.
And this woman, Chelsea? Needs another character, honey. She smells so bad..
This is our moral sh*t.

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i think chelsea is lame if she’s really still stuck on this stuff- but if she’s just doing it as part of her gig, whatever. what a rotten career though, to have to go through life saying such horrible things about people. there was a time that i thought angie was faking this all and i did feel like, “i don’t believe you,” too— but i think she really has become what she practices. i do think she’s a good person now. not that i’d know, but that’s what my gut says. the homewrecking guy-stealing stuff, yah, it’s true— she did it to many a woman, and that is likely the reason she hasn’t built up female friends in the past- in addition to the fact that most women couldn’t handle their own insecurities being around such a woman. but maybe she’s sorry and has become a better person since her laura dern guy stealing, jennifer aniston guy playing times. she doesn’t owe us any apology- and maybe she’ll get around to apologizing to them one day if they want to hear it. she’s atoned for more of her sins than most people, regardless. i think it’s more important to focus on the good she does than the bad she may have done on her way to becoming this person.

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“If Brad were half a man he would have waited until Jennifer was ready to have his child.”
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C’mon…five long years of waiting and still not ready to have a child? She never wanted to get pregnant because it will ruin the shape of her body which is the ONLY thing that matters in her life. Brad Pitt was just an accessory to her, just like a handbag, to show off to the world that the world’s sexiest man(at that time) is escorting her to this and that party.

Chelsea’s rant is mean and not funny all, if she’s trying to do a comedy act. She is the one who came out as a b(i)t(c)h and a c(u)(n)t.

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is the votka talking from you or paid vacation from jen

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i hope you feel better and looked better , so one day you may have some self- esteem.isn’t it funny your calling chelsea , but look at your wordings here, seem like you’re both in the same mold.

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It just prove …… once a low life, always a low life. To know she is great friends with the one who is always photographed hanging her azz & cooch in the air , you know.Chelsea just proves her true color , just like how she posted her naked pic thinking she’s hot and a 20 year old. I think Chelsea and jennifer deserve each other , they seem like cut in the same clothe. They have no kids, no man,immature and just love hanging out with friends in their skibbies. I can’t blame her though, because jennifer paid for her mexican getaway , plus huvane do the PR for her too.It’s not a coincidence,but this will backfire from both her and jennifer. It will only prove who jennifer truly is.

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I love chelsea handler … but for some reason I don’t think Jen Aniston would be happy about this! She doesn’t want to be publicly linked to hating angie.

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Jen has said that she doesnt approve of Chelsea’s comments at all. So actually Jen has nothin to do with this at all, It was all Chelsea.

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Jen and Chelsea are so pathetic and getting alittle to old to be playing this game aren’t we?? Chelsea is MAD because her new man 50 is in love with Angelina, he has said in many interviews, he thinks she is the hottest. Pair that w/ sad old Jen and nostrils Chelsea comes out swinging, Doesn’t matter though. Angelina is the best and she has Brad and her family. PERIOD!

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It’s sooooooooooo true! Now I remember him saying that he would want to be Pitt for a night! I totally didn’t put two and two together. Poor Jen to be used in this way…

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Chelsea Handler is now sharing Jennifer Aniston’s publicist. If this doesnt explain most if not all of her comments Im not sure what will. It’s the business of show show business. Alliances are bought and paid for with backroom deals. Angelina is not the first, last or only actress (woman) to have paired up with a married man…J.Lo, Julia Roberts, Alicia Keys, Elizabeth Taylor, etc. It’s a lame attempt at getting headlines.

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Enough of this already…That happened YEARS ago…let it go people, it just makes Jen look bad/desperate.

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It was Jen’s buddy that brought this crap up, so you need to send her a note to let it go.

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I honestly think all you Jenn haters need to back up off her. She is the only one through out all of this crap who has been mature and adult about the entire situation. Can she help what her so called friends say? I dont think Jenn held a gun to Chelsea’s head and made her publicly bash Angelina. So give the girl a break would you? Why dont you try being in her shoes and then let’s talk. A beautiful woman cheats with your husband and then literally 2 months after you split they are flaunting their love all over the internet/magazines. And then constantly being compared to that woman. Tell me how you would feel??? Back off Jenn she doesn’t deserve all this hate, just because she wasn’t ready to have babies when Brad was doesn’t make it ok for him to run off n shack up with and start popping out babies with his mistress not even a year after he ruined their marriage. People like that I have zero respect for and people who think it’s ok, are even worse then those homewreckers!!!!!

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now we understand that jen is not over brad just like you keep saying and i bet she keeps babbling to chelsea about how angelina stole her man. she is nothing in front of angelina. angelina may not have friends as she says but she has a family something that jenifer doesn’t.

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@erh, uh this journalist doesnt have all the facts. Jen has made it known that she does not approve of Chelsea’s comments and that she needs to move on already.

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Well, how the hell do you know if he cheated? He probably realized he didn’t want to be with Jen anymore so he dumped her. Yeah he got with Angelina after he was separated, but so what, he knew he didn’t want Jen anymore so he left, that doesn’t mean he cheated or that Angelina’s a homewrecker.

As for Brad not waiting for Jen to have a baby, why couldn’t Jen do her career and have a baby like other actress do. She could have had one when she was on Friends like Courtney did.

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Jen and Brad were still married.

But Brad slept with Ange at least once.

How do I know that? Shiloh was conceived before Brad’s divorce finalised.

Of course he cheated. It’s not rocket science

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Of course AJ is a homewrecker, everyone in the free world knows that that. I still don’t like Chelsea, she’s too angry and not funny.

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chelsea loser is a monkey !
“cheetah cheetah kiss jennifer ass”

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What Jennifer Aniston is doing is sending out smoke screens to Brad Pitt to signal that she is still in love with him and waiting, JA do you not have any pride as a woman?Thought she had moved on as she has stated in so many interviews, fooling herself and everybody. Read in Dlisted that JA was upset with Vogue for putting Angelina on their December cover, Jen Angelina is the bigger star she is an A and you a C.all those bomb movies. Now that Brad and Angie seem to be so happy lately here she comes again,Angie had better watch out she is gettng some kind of encouragement from somewhere how long does JA intend to wait for Pitt until is oldest child is 21?

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Your an idiot if you really believe that!! Get a clue would you?!

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I disagree with the comment by KLAWDYA SEKEYRA. Angelina jolie has no character. I can’t see why brad traded Jen in for her any way. she has as much sex appeal as a wet mop and look twice as old as Jen. She is a weirdo. I read some where that she was bi-sexual.Hollywood don’t tolerate home wreckers.Remember what goes around comes around. I can’t wait to see that day. angie know this is going to happen. that is why she is so insecure about Jennifer. As for Brad he is a cheater. One day he will do it to her.

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i hope you feel better to and move on, you seem like stucked in a rut.

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‘hollywood doesn’t tolerate homewreckers’… lol… seriously? there are plenty of very successful home wreckers and cheaters in hollywood! angie included! who has a more successful career- angie or laura dern? angie or jennifer aniston? seriously! they tolerate the intolerable (i don’t think angie is intolerable- just saying hollywood has no morals)- look at woody allen and the people still willing to work with him!

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Laura Dern got with her current (and soon to be ex) husband, while his wife was pregnant. And Billy Bob wasn’t divorced from his wife yet either, when she dated him. Funny, how people keep trying to make Laura into a victim. And wisely, she’s stayed out of it.

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Angelina you are soo powerfull, this cows spend time and time talking about you!!! jeallousy is horrible, that”s why Angelina is soo beutifull besides having 6 kids and you look miserable, not even if you have botox or whatever will fix you. get a life, do something usefull with it. follow the example!!!!

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Jen is not playing off of anything. Brad and Angelina hooking up the way they did is what keeps getting them attention. If Brad were half a man he would have waited until Jennifer was ready to have his child – JEN HAD A LIFE TOO. And if he wasn’t willing to wait at least he would have handled himself and his very public marriage and divorce with dignity and respect give it some time before bumping some other chick no matter who – if Angelina had any dignity she would have asked Brad to wait before doing their circus to the world announcing their pregnancy and confirming to the world that they were having sex while Brad was married to Jennifer! A foul mouth from Chelsea is only a style of comedy – the Brangelina actions are way more foul and vulgar than any words combined!!! Jennifer HAS moved on is the rest of the world who insists on bringing to light the fact that what Brangelina did was GROSS

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Obviously, Jen needs therapy if she’s getting her friends to trash her ex’s current girlfriend and mother of her kids. Jen and Chelsea are both low class trash. Everyone knows that Jen was more interested in her career/hot body rather than kids and he wanted a large family. It was never going to work, but it’s so much easier to blame Angelina. Yes, it’s all her fault. RIGHT!

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“Jennifer HAS moved on is the rest of the world who insists on bringing to light the fact that what Brangelina did was GROSS”

I agree, now say that for this stupdid blondie!

Shut up Chelsea Hardler, I hope Jen slap your mouth!

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why don;t you have s…x with Chelsy and Jen, maybe they need treesome

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jen is so pathetic , she will end up in mental hospital with chelsy and that mexican ompa lompa

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Angy does not have female friend but does she have pay to somebody like Jen

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Your comment just goes to show that your nothing but a home wrecking whore lover. Jen is the one trying to move on and finally put this in her past. The woman is amazing to have gone through what she has and still walks around with her head held high and a smile on her face! If Angelina had any class, she would have waited at least a year after the divorce to become public with her relationship with Brad, not to mention what a p*ssy whipped coward he is, what type of man really does that? And then you all defend them like how they carried on is ok? What does that say about you???

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Love this comment said so well!!!

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“lin is wrong” thats the comment I loved

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Jen is not playing off of anything. Brad and Angelina hooking up the way they did is what keeps getting them attention. If Brad were half a man he would have waited until Jennifer was ready to have his child – JEN HAD A LIFE TOO. And if he wasn’t willing to wait at least he would have handled himself and his very public marriage and divorce with dignity and respect give it some time before bumping some other chick no matter who – if Angelina had any dignity she would have asked Brad to wait before doing their circus to the world announcing their pregnancy and cpmfor,omg tjat they were having sex while Brad was married to Jennifer! A foul mouth from Chelsea is only a style of comedy – the Brangelina actions are way more foul and vulgar than any words combined!!! Jennifer HAS moved on is the rest of the world who insists on bringing to light the fact that what Brangelina did was GROSS

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Oh, for crying out loud. Brad Pitt was on a few talk shows just before Friends ended. He was excited about wanting to start a family and it was obvious he thought they would be as soon as Friends was over. No matter what Aniston says now, the FACT is, she did NOT want a family and thought more of her career than she did her husband. Another thing, Pitt has repeatedly said he left Aniston in JANUARY of that year. Mr. and Mrs. Smith filmed until MAY! He said nothing physical happened and Aniston herself said that it did not. He fell in love with Angelina AFTER he left Aniston. He was attracted to her…that was in an interview that he did tell Aniston that, but their marriage was in trouble for a YEAR before he ever MET Jolie! Aniston has NOT moved on when she has lowlife friends like Handler. There is nothing funny about her. Aniston has made snide little cracks about both Pitt and Angelina the last six years. If she was classy like Sandra Bullock it would be one thing, but Bullock has more class in her little finger than Aniston could ever have. Same with Reese Witherspoon. Tell me, why don’t you get on here and talk about how gross Julia Roberts, Paul Newman, JoAnn Woodward, John McCain, and a whole slew of other public figures, past and present are. Sometimes people marry the wrong person, as is very obvious in the defunct Aniston/Pitt marriage.

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You people NEED to let this divorce go. Brad wasn’t married to you. Tom Cruise left Nicole and hooked up with Penelope in a matter of weeks, and they didn’t get not even a fracion of what Brad and Angie have ebdured. But then Nicole conducted herself like a lady. Who are you to decide what Brad should or shouldn’t do? The man has said over and over that the divorce was NOT about children, it’s your problem if you do’t want to believe it..not Brad’s. Probably if Aniston had shown her husband the respect and support she shows the members of her Godless Circle, she would still have a marriage. And why aren’t you all attacking ALL the men who have run screaming for the hills from the supposed “America’s Sweetheart”? Sandra Bullock this b*tch isn’t.

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BRAVO! Finally, a sensible comment in relation to this whole debacle. Very little written about this tired, over-worked, mind-numbing topic makes sense or even seems pertinent…to anything (except maybe to the sad lives of the women who count themselves as Ms. Aniston’s fans). I would just like to add that, were it not for the fact that Ms. Aniston married & subsequently divorced Mr. Pitt, she would have long since been relegated to yesterday’s news. It is only this ridiculous so-called feud that has kept her even remotely relevant; she certainly can’t count on her dubious (at best) acting skills for that!

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Chelsea Handler is nothing short of rude and ridiculous. That diorce happened OVER FIVE YEARS ago, and Jen is still playing off it?! Obviously she has been whining and giving her version of events to Handler. The marriage was already on the rocks, and Jen conveniently forgot to tell Handler that Brad wanted children and expected to have them when Friends ended…watch any interview he gave just before Friends ended. Jen is the sole reason that marriage ended. Pitt would have walked even without Angelina appearing in the picture. If anyone is what Handler is calling Angelina, it is Handler herself! She is absolutely gross, and Aniston should be ashamed of herself for having a so-called friend who is obviously deranged. Does Aniston think Handler’s flapping big mouth is going to get Brad back? He does not want Aniston and has not wanted her for years. Whining to her friends and having them publicly complain after all this time does not say much for Aniston. I hope Aniston has the common sense to put a giant clamp on the foul ravings of Handler!

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I think Chelsea’s style is harsh but it fits her personality and she IS funny and she DOES say things that people think and they don’t say. She is famous for doing this in a way that is unique to her comedic style. People like her for it, and while her comment about Angelina is quite harsh, I do not believe it’s something Jen told her to do nor do I believe Jen is complaining to Chelsea about her break up with Brad. THE WORLD SEES WHAT HAPPENED, and it is the world who wishes to see karma come back to Angelina, not Jennifer, nor Chelsea. While Brad and Angelina may have fallen inlove, the way they went about hooking up – THAT’S WHAT WAS TRASHY, THAT’S WHAT WAS NASTY, AND THAT’S WHY THEY’RE GETTING IT BACK. GO CHELSEA!!

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What exactly are they getting back? Do you mean TWO flourishing successful careers, or six healthy adorable children, or world wide accolades on their various humantarian efforts? These two people have handled themselves with more class and dignity than either Handjob Handler and Aniston have in their little fingers. And if you REALLY believe that Jennifer has nothing to do with this latest attack, you are more stupid than I gave you credit for. Jen is geting desperate, bcause the rags seemed to have finally stopped with the “Brad is running back to Jen” stories, which has kept her relevant these past six years. If it wasn’t for her divorce, she would have had the same level of relevancy as the other actors from Friends…that is ZILCH. So now in order not to be forgotten, she is sending this trailer trash, who is not even good enough to shine Angie’s shoes, to attack her and her children. LIke I said, this is a sign of pure DESPERATION. Butdon’t worry, God don’t like ugly, and Jen and her inions will get EXACTLY what they deserve. JUst watch.

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