Jennifer Aniston's BFF Chelsea Handler Calls Angelina Jolie A 'C**t' And A 'B***h!' Watch!

Sun, December 5, 2010 3:34pm EST by 107 Comments

Courtesy of E!

The comedian goes all out at a recent show saying she thinks Angelina is completely fake and that’s why she has no friends!

It looks like Jennifer Aniston really does have a great friend in Chelsea Handler as the comedian can’t stand Angelina Jolie! Chelsea said at a Dec. 3 standup performance in Newark, NJ, “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don’t f**king believe you … she gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Cause you’re a f**king c**t … you’re a f**king b***h.”

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Chelsea and Jen have become close pals over the past few months, even heading down to Mexico together for Thanksgiving and staying at a resort in Cabo. Chelsea, for her part, has long been mocking Angelina and even took to her twitter to reiterate this. “I have been making fun of angelina jolie for years. Period,” the talk show host wrote. She also posted a photo of a plane earlier in the day, writing; “I’m taking flying lessons today in pittsburgh because I want to be more like angelina jolie.”

Chelsea also refers to Angelina as a “homewrecker” in her routine while also making a reference to the family’s penchant for third world travel. Chelsea says of Maddox, “He’s probably so pissed off. He probably thought he hit the jackpot rescued from some A-list actress who’s going to take him from third-world Cambodia only to find out she’s going to take him to every other f***ing third-world country in the universe.”

It is safe to say after this rant we will not be seeing Angelina on Chelsea’s show anytime soon, not that Chelsea seems to have any desire to meet the actress.

You can watch the video here, there is strong language.

-Chris Spargo

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Stop calling me

Posted at 8:17 PM on April 23, 2012  

I think some forget that Brad can’t let go! How can a girl move on after a breakup when a guy keeps calling her. Women are heartfelt and loving and when a guy calls we hang on to hope. He has kept Aniston in waiting while building a family with Angelina. The main culprit is Pitt… Angelina had no obligation to Jennifer and visa versa… it was pitt who was obligated to respect the sanctity of his marriage and chose not to. Once a cheat always a cheat and Angelina’s day will come too…. she will be one of many victims in his arsenol. Give it time.

Also, a good friend will always stick up for her friend. I like to jokingly say… the best friend in the world will rect as such….
– if you do something really reckless and get arrested…. your friend will be beside you in the holding sell giggling and replying… “damn that was fun” lol

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Posted at 8:08 PM on April 23, 2012  

I think Angelina is way over compensating for something in her life. It is important that whatever life trauma she endured be addressed or she will have problems all her life. She can adopt as many children as she wants it will not fill whatever void is within her until she deals with it. Once she deals with that she might not like herself so much because her choices did interfere with a marriage and how can she enter into a marriage knowing that he could go on a set and meet another beautiful young woman… and leave her for that woman. Children are no guarantee of longterm commitment.

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Posted at 4:33 AM on November 9, 2011  

I have read so much hate to about all four included here. Frankly speaking, I don’t stand up one bit for what Miss Angelina Jolie did, much as I’m a fan (movie-wise). However, I think instead of looking to right past wrongs, the wrong parties should apologize and the wronged should find a place in their hearts to forgive. All these characters are icon in their own rights and That’s why they have generated all these comments. They should set the right precedence- and they all can. Cheers all.

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con ma xanh

Posted at 2:37 PM on November 8, 2011  

At least Angelina did a lot of goods and way before she became famous..What did Jennifer and or Chelsea do?. Chelsea is just jealous and by talking bad about Angelina will get her 15 mins fame. Or maybe 5 mins

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Sick of Maniston

Posted at 4:19 AM on February 6, 2011  

Handler is a useless hoebag just like Maniston. they are friends because they like to spewer their enemies whereas Angelina has a family, charity, TALENT, and keeps on going, not rehashing the past and attacking people.

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Posted at 7:23 PM on December 27, 2010  

Wow that is really mean, rude and unprofessional. How old is Chelsea? like 50? she acts like she’s 15.

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Posted at 10:54 PM on October 14, 2011  

Why is she the best? She’s a slut. And only sluts will stick up for sluts

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Posted at 3:27 AM on December 27, 2010  

Not the first time Pitt has fallen “in love” probly not the last, Angie loves her leading men and frankly what man wouldn’t want a romp with Jolie…maybe her sex appeal got his attention but his mid-life crisis and ticking clock for children sucked him into her lunacy baby collecting. What’s he going to do leave now, and let those SIX kids fend for themselves…regardless of his feelings for current “non-wife” Jolie, he did Aniston wrong, and really a good friend will always hate your ex and ex’s mistress, besides Chelsea is funny and Angie’s behavior puts her out there for ridicule!

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Posted at 6:58 AM on August 27, 2011  

I totally agree! Angelina had a ton of babies fast b/c she fears what karma has for her. what goes around goes around…

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Posted at 10:17 AM on December 15, 2010  

she did butt in their marriage but they fell in love.
i am not on anyone’s side but they can’t help it :)

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Posted at 12:55 AM on December 15, 2010  

I dont think she is a caring friend to Jennifer, she’s more like a godmother from hell for Jen..LOL

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Pathetic friends

Posted at 8:10 PM on December 11, 2010  

I really hate women who use such ugly foul language towards other women. And calling her kids racist names? That’s really ugly. Congratulations Chelsea and Jen, all you’ve both proven is that you are both obsessed with Angelina and that you are both really ugly on the inside. Spending your Thanksgiving ranting about the ex and his kids 6 years after the divorce? PATHTIC. I guess Aniston finally found her soulmate and it’s Chelsea. Perfect for each other.

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Posted at 8:38 PM on December 8, 2010  


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Posted at 12:14 PM on December 12, 2010  

hapijoli, you need to know the whole story before you come on here shootin your mouth off. Jen has said that she doesnt approve of her (Chelsea) comments and she needs to move on already.

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Posted at 7:04 AM on August 27, 2011  

angelina? Is that you?

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Posted at 3:37 AM on December 8, 2010  

Whatever these people do, is their choice. Jen A wants to sun tan until the cows come home, the more power to her. Chels wants to make comedy out of cheap shots and curse words, it’s a free country so let her. Ang J wants to have a 12 soccer team child army and help save unfortunate people in this world, cool.. more people should do the same and hopefully not too far from their backyard (heard of a soup kitchen or a women’s shelter, they need volunteers so sign up!).. and old Brad wants to grow that goat’s beard once more, hey as long as it is not coming near my face, god’s speed my friend, god’s speed. The only thing I have a bit of pickle with is the fact that the trash talk we shall call ‘stand up” for lack of a better word, did take pot shots at children who are just innocent bystanders. You hate the parents, fine but leave the children out of the equation as they are not old enough or involved enough in this mess to warrant such attacks.. and if you want to make amends, how about cutting them a cheque of a percentage of the earnings you made that night at their expense, wink wink.

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Posted at 1:24 AM on December 8, 2010  

Angelina is a one woman side show! Everthing she does is caculated.Right down to her UN “job”. Wanna know how she got it? She called and asked them for the job. And who would turn down someone with all the money, all that fame? Don’t you ever wonder why you didn’t see her twins around for almost 2 years and then suddenly you see them everywhere? Don’t you wonder why she says her 2 year old daughter is a girly girl dressed in pink wearing earrings, but the 4 year old is sporting boys clothing down to wearing boxers? Whys had Maoxx had a blue mowhawk since he was 2 and you never see him in anything but cammies? And the other one Pax..she has him dressed like a little old man? And then theres Z.. usually at Angelina’s side dressed like her right down to the black flats and long black dresses. She wants her twins to be raised in France and speak French and its said that all this is because of her mother’s french cannadian roots.According to daughter Angelina Jolie, Bertrand was often wrongly identified as a French actress: “My mom is as far from French Parisian as you can get. She grew up in a bowling alley that my grandparents owned.”Oh and her real name is Marcia Lynne, its not even a french name for heaven sakes.. its the female form of marcius.All for show. Lets jump now to this…”To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not look at myself in the morning, if I did that.” We all know when that got said right? Ok now this“I doubt infidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship… It’s worse to leave your partner and talk badly about him afterwards.” Hehe guess you had to have been there. Ok heres my point.. all of its for show. The blood vials, the velcore rooms.. (did ya know about the one?)Ok so all of this being true and you can check the facts, Ms Joli has made herself cannon fodder for someone who does stand up! Shes asked for it and I think she loves it. She had that bad girl thing going on for her, the drugs, the knives, black leather pants as tight as butter on toast.Then she hooked up with a married man and the show had to change. Have some kids get a UN job, grow a halo, all that. What stars need most is for you to think about them or they return to nobody statis. You gotta be interested in the all the time. So you who love Angie and hate Chelsea, you outta be thanking her. And for all you Jen fans you can have a good belly laugh. Do keep watching cause the show will cange again!

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Jen Fan

Posted at 4:59 PM on December 7, 2010  

I couldn’t agree with you more. If she was such a good person like she tried to pretend to be, she would never have flaunted her n Brad all out in the public eye so soon after his break up from Jen. The woman is fake, crazy and a media whore!

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