Kardashian TMI: Khloe Puts Mayonnaise On Her Vagina To Make It Shiny!

Fri, December 3, 2010 11:17am EDT by 10 Comments

Shame officially died last night when the Kardashian sisters reiterated on national TV their penchant for polishing their pudenda with sandwich spread. Is the overhare of all time or what?

Mayonnaise is comprised of eggs, vinegar, and oil. Most gynecologists would suggest that these ingredients and the female genitalia don’t mix too well. That doesn’t stop the Kardashian sisters, of course.

Mayo may or may not be everyone’s favorite bread spread — but Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian have apparently perfected the Kraft of shining up their privates. Conan O’Brien eggs them on here — and the result is predictably outrageous.


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Peta pan

Posted at 6:09 PM on December 5, 2010  

I guess Khloe pitches Lamar some ham and bread so he can “brown bag” it. LMAO

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just my opinion

Posted at 2:46 PM on December 4, 2010  

Joke or not, these “women” are down right vulgar. And get paid very well for it obviously. Unbelievable. If only my parents hadn’t raised me to feel a sense of dignity, or to have any shame, then I could be rich too.

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love

Posted at 11:22 AM on December 4, 2010  

please stop reporting on these.. cant even call them women.

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ToraBora

Posted at 6:49 AM on December 4, 2010  

That is sooo crazy…

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jojo

Posted at 8:21 PM on December 3, 2010  

they are gorge but kim k seems like a real big liar

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Liberty

Posted at 5:36 PM on December 3, 2010  

IT IS A JOKE!!!!. The whole thing started as a joke on Twitter. Why are people taking this stuff seriously?
Khloe does not polish her privates with mayonnaise!!!

Khloe is a prankster!

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gbtw

Posted at 6:25 PM on December 3, 2010  

i like that she’s a prankster, but how could this twist even have come up in the first place? i mean, who just thinks of telling a joke about smearing mayo down there?! i know, i’m sure there is more to it… like i said before, i find it kinda funny, but also pretty repulsive. in any case, glad to see they’re all getting a good laugh out of it.

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Texas Jamboree

Posted at 4:42 PM on December 3, 2010  

So… isn’t that mayo abuse????

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gbtw

Posted at 2:31 PM on December 3, 2010  

i don’t even know what to say— i was (and am) disgusted wondering why they need to polish their privates in the first place, much less talk about it… but then when i see them all sitting there laughing, i think i probably would’ve been laughing, too. i don’t know… they are a little bit out of control with these inappropriate sharing items, but being in a household of women, they probably are so desensitized to all of this stuff (clearly).

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magdalana

Posted at 11:37 AM on December 3, 2010  

My gosh… Whoever buys this book is either a pervert or a loser..pick one

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