'Bridalplasty' — 12 Completely Lovely Looking Women Compete For Plastic Surgery & Their Dream Wedding!

Sun, November 28, 2010 1:49pm EST by 4 Comments

Yep, this is actually happening!

Where to even begin with television’s latest reality show, the most surefire sign of the apocalypse we have seen yet. Twelve engaged women, none of whom are ugly or unfortunate looking, are competing for various plastic surgery operations in the new show Bridalplasty. There is no doubt a very special place down below for the minds behind this show.

In tonight’s premiere episode at 9 pm on E! we get to see one challenge in which, after the women complete assembling a puzzle, they can grab a syringe and participate in an “exclusive” injectibles party. I am not sure if the idea of women running with syringes is my problem, or the evident casual use of fillers among these contestants.

Shanna Moakler, the former Mrs.Travis Barker, unsurprisingly plays host to this impending disaster so be sure to tune in. We sure will be and no doubt recapping in horror what we have seen. Won’t you join us after and comiserate?

-Chris Spargo