Prince William, Why Did You Rain On Jessica Simpson's Engagement Parade?

Tue, November 16, 2010 3:37pm EDT by 9 Comments
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Why overshadow the Waity-Katie of the Americas?

Prince William, even though your lovely fiancée Kate Middleton has been patiently waiting for eight long years for you to finally make her your wife and a princess, poor Jessica Simpson has been dying to be married since before her first marriage at 22 years old. Jess, a Southern Belle, is America’s Sweetheart. Her first marriage to Nick Lachey didn’t work out, and we all watched as John Mayer, Tony Romo and countless turned out to be duds, as well. We pulled for her every time, just like we’re pulling for you and Kate!

You waited eight years — couldn’t you have waited just a little while longer to announce your big news? Jess too has been waiting (not-so-patiently) for five years for her Prince Charming, and she deserves to bask in the delight of her engagement… even if she did attempt to steal ex-husband Nick Lachey‘s thunder.

We expected more from you, William! You could have blamed it on the Queen!

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oh lordy

Posted at 9:24 PM on November 16, 2010  

erm guys, surely the “author” here is taking the p*ss?

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just my opinion

Posted at 8:18 PM on November 16, 2010  

Ha, like Prince William even knows who she is.

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ek

Posted at 8:10 PM on November 16, 2010  

lol! agree with comments below.
Because the Prince of England is going to give a rats arse about Jessica Simpson…??? WTF!!

Plenty of people get engaged around the same time!!!
Thers only so many days in the year!
And actually William and Kate got engaged a few months ago – it was announced now.

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Andjela

Posted at 6:13 PM on November 16, 2010  

Stupidest article ever!!!

Why would Prince William even care for a someone like Jessica Simpson ?!

Who knows whether he at all knows who Jessica Simpson is.

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Holly

Posted at 4:56 PM on November 16, 2010  

Are you insane? Since when is she our sweetheart and do your honestly care that the Brits (or anybody else, for that matter) care what about our dingbat actors and disposable marriages here in America?

So in the same thought, people that announce their divorces do so to steal each others thunder?

Really!

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noname

Posted at 4:54 PM on November 16, 2010  

I know joe is crying under the pillow why william did not wait alittle longer to announce his angagement so are daughter could rule the headlines and tabloids. Eva longoria will take over again

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LOL

Posted at 4:44 PM on November 16, 2010  

your hysterical today. Figured this would come next..

Jessica is a great gal though & deserves her happiness just as anyone else.
Love is a many splendid thing..

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springmoon

Posted at 4:39 PM on November 16, 2010  

So it’s okay for Jessica to steal Nick’s thunder but William should have waited so Jessica could bask in the spotlight?

BTW, Jessica is NOT America’s sweetheart and never has been.

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dexy77

Posted at 3:44 PM on November 16, 2010  

dumbest. story. ever.

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