Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal & More Of Taylor Swift's Men Will 'Appear' In Her Kanye West Porno Parody! Exclusive!

Thu, November 11, 2010 10:46am EDT by 4 Comments
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Any guesses on how they’ll incorporate Joe’s purity ring?

This is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Not only is Vivid Entertainment cooking up a ridiculous porno based on Kanye West and Taylor Swift‘s ongoing feud, but now a source at the adult video giant reveals to HollywoodLife.com exclusively that Taylor’s current (and former) squeezes will also be incorporated! Yes, Jake GyllenhaalJoe Jonas, John Mayer and Taylor Lautner (look-alikes) will all get screen-time in the XXX masterpiece.

Between John’s previous “sexual napalm” comments, Joe’s infamous purity ring and Taylor’s trademark boyish awkwardness, the creative possibilities are truly endless. (And yes, I’m officially getting too excited about this. … Did I get into the wrong industry?)

— Andy Swift

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d

Posted at 11:23 AM on November 14, 2010  

Taylor is a professional beard now – work it girl

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NaNa

Posted at 1:45 PM on November 11, 2010  

she brought it to herself..
she should stop communicating with people she knows through songs and then let the whole world know who she’s talking about.. adults speak to each other.. not write songs 4 communication..
I’m not against her songwriting method.. I’m just against not keeping the ID of ppl she’s writing the songs about for herself and exploit their privacy.. she says she will keep not telling people who these songs are about while she make it soo easy to know (her secret messages on the album cover tell everything)..i mean come on!! how stupid does she think people are??

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Andy

Posted at 2:07 PM on November 11, 2010  

Hahaha, yeah. I get that some celebrities want to keep their personal life out of the spotlight… but she definitely doesn’t seem to be one of them.

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John

Posted at 12:57 PM on November 11, 2010  

HAHAHAHA this is awesome

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