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Any guesses on how they’ll incorporate Joe’s purity ring?

This is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Not only is Vivid Entertainment cooking up a ridiculous porno based on Kanye West and Taylor Swift‘s ongoing feud, but now a source at the adult video giant reveals to HollywoodLife.com exclusively that Taylor’s current (and former) squeezes will also be incorporated! Yes, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, John Mayer and Taylor Lautner (look-alikes) will all get screen-time in the XXX masterpiece.

Between John’s previous “sexual napalm” comments, Joe’s infamous purity ring and Taylor’s trademark boyish awkwardness, the creative possibilities are truly endless. (And yes, I’m officially getting too excited about this. … Did I get into the wrong industry?)

— Andy Swift