KIRSTIN SAYS: 'DWTS' Has Turned Into 'Sophie's Choice!' Kurt Warner & Bristallion Are Neck And Neck, But I Don't Want ANYONE To Leave!

Mon, November 8, 2010 11:46pm EST by 9 Comments

Can we just keep every contestant on Dancing with the Stars? Seriously, the top three are obvious, but don’t make me choose between Bristol the Pistol and Kurt!

Dancing with the Stars has turned into my own personal Sophie’s Choice! After their incredible performances Nov. 8, Brandy, Jennifer Grey and Kyle Massey must make it to the top three. The other two, Bristol Palin and Kurt Warner, are equally painful dancers, but they’re each charismatic in their own ways — don’t make me choose!

Also, note to the producers: Keep the Instant Dance forever and always! Watching the contestants prep an entire number in 20 minutes was beyond entertaining! Whoever dreamed up that idea should get a raise…

  • The judges said Jennifer Grey‘s rehearsed dance was “flawless” and “vintage Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers,” and I couldn’t agree more. However, I’m still sick to death of hearing about her injuries and low self-confidence. Listen, Jen: You’re good. You’re loved. Get over it!
  • Brandy has grown so much since this competition started two months ago. I’m amazed at her work now and so are the judges — they gave her 57/60, which made her tied for first place with the diva (see above). At the end of her second dance, I loved how her partner, Maksim, stood up to the judges in her honor!
  • Wild card alert: Kyle Massey is my pick to win the whole thing. I wouldn’t place bets on it happening, but if we lived in a perfect world where shopping sprees were given out like parking tickets and calories were actually air, Kyle would win this season. He has the most fun on stage and is a true entertainer. I wish he could have gotten 60/60 instead of 56/60!
  • Kurt “Ken Doll for Mature People” Warner‘s seven children are too cute for words! The segment where they came to judge him during rehearsal was my favorite. Although he resembled a clumsy dancing giant, Kurt’s second dance had me LOLZ-ing for days — his facial expressions were HUGE and he was trying so, so hard! Too bad his score didn’t reflect his lovable qualities — he got a 48/60.
  • Last, but certainly not least, we have “Bristol the Pistol” Palin (or Bristallion, as our readers have deemed her). Here is my ode: Oh, Bristol — I fear this is good bye, old friend. Your first dance was unmemorable (I can’t even remember what you did!) and your second performance was entertaining, but not in the right way. You shook your body in ways I never, ever expected. And although your shimmying has come a long way from Week 1, you’re just not cutting the mustard compared to your competition. Hopefully, your mom garners some votes for you this week. It was an excellent campaign strategy to include her in your segment! Well played, Bristallion!
  • Mark my words, Jamie Lee Curtis will be a contestant on DWTS Season 11! Did you see how much screen time she got tonight? She was in every audience shot, beaming from ear to ear. Seems like she’s really putting in the face time with ABC…
  • What did you guys think? Will the Republicans vote in full force again to keep Bristol on the show? Will NFL fans cast their votes to keep Kurt — or will a total wild card get the boot?


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