'The Situation' Believes in 'True Love' — And Tells Kathie Lee How He 'Performs' After a Long Night of Drinking!

Tue, November 2, 2010 11:47am EST by 1 Comment

The man of six abs and a million catchphrases introduced us to a few more — ‘wrap it up’ (have safe sex), for instance — but the most shocking of all was …

Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino sat down with Today Show’s Hoda and Kathie Lee this morning to promote his new book, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore, and answer a few revealing questions. You’ll never guess what shocked us the most!

Kathie Lee brought up a great point when she said that she would never want her own daughter to be called a “grenade,” but Sitch made no apologies when it comes to coining the degrading term! He claims that a girl can be grenade because of her personality, meaning that even a beautiful girl can be called one — but we’ve never seen that happen on the show!

The reality star is even even looking for a girlfriend between drunken escapades, saying that “I’m looking for the right one right now. I believe in destiny. I believe in true love.” Really?

Speaking of Jersey drunkenness, Kathie Lee asked how he he could possibly perform sexually after a night out in Miami. This particular situation, however, is a non-issue! Mike claims that he’s had “rave reviews,” also making sure to add that he doesn’t get as drunk as the rest of the roommates.

One of the best things about Mike ‘”The Situation” is that behind the fist-pumping and smack-talking, he actually has some sound advice. In response to a Facebook fan’s question about the possibility of getting STDs, he says, “I am not worried about STDs whatsoever because I believe in safe sex. Either wrap it up or don’t do it at all.” Phew!