PETA Offers To Pay Lindsay Lohan's $50,000 Rehab Bill… If She Gives Up Meat!

Thu, October 28, 2010 1:27pm EDT by 4 Comments
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Lindsay is already in rehab to kick her various addictions, and PETA suggests she drop one more harmful substance: MEAT!

This is so ridiculous! PETA has offered to pay 24-year-old Lindsay Lohan‘s $50,000 rehab bill if she promises to give up eating meat! Keep reading for a snippet of the official letter addressed to Lindsay from the animal-rights organization…

“Dear Lindsay,

We understand that you’ve fallen on tough economic times, so we’re writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you’ll consider.

PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you’ll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You’ll never regret it.

Please let us know if you’d like to take us up on our offer. I can be reached at [contact information redacted].

Best wishes, PETA”

Wow, this sounds perfect for Lindsay! But what happens when she gets out of Betty Ford rehabilitation center Jan. 3 and falls back into her old ways (aka eating meat?) Would she have to give PETA all the money back? Well, the joke would be on them… she’s BROKE!

— Lindsey DiMattina

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Monica

Posted at 4:28 PM on October 28, 2010  

I never beg nor ask for help because maybe I’m too proud or maybe because I got my self in the situation to begin with I suppose. I’m a 33 year old mother to two young boys and a wife to a 3rd child, I work full time 45 hour week, go to school full time and when time permits I work a 2nd job to compensate the fact the my salary was cut due to the economy. My husband lost his job recently and I’m 4 months behind on my mortgage…..WILL PETA PAY FOR MY BILLS? Probably not, but they will pay for Lindsay Lohan’s repeated treatment?

Where is the justice in America? I have no clue? How is that the famous and wealthy get free goodie bags and free samples at every single event, while the average American can only afford to buy the magazine that they are spread across.

Am I bitter? No, not in the least. But PETA, I’m putting you on notice, I will eat meat again, because you paying Lindsay Lohan’s treatment bill, while I’m struggling to keep a roof over my child’s head is bogus.

Oh yes, I will eat meat!

Good day!

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Bill

Posted at 3:38 PM on October 28, 2010  

Give Up Meat? She can’t seem to give up the booze and or drugs (whatever her drug-of-choice is) so asking her to give up something else is probably not going to be a commitment that she can keep – and if not, does she get to keep the money after she starts eating meat again?

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galey

Posted at 3:37 PM on October 28, 2010  

PETA if you keep it up you will lose all your supporters which is sad for the animals you actually do help. I quit donating when all your “sex orientated” ads started coming out. That is bad enough but this takes the cake. If you have sooo much money to throw around why should I, or anyone else donate?

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mannequin

Posted at 2:44 PM on October 28, 2010  

Dear PETA,
Either you have waaaay too much money or you’ve all been eating too many nuts. This will be the end of any and all donations I’ll ever make to PETA.
You’re making a laughing stock of the both of yourselves and Lindsay Lohan.

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