Lindsay is already in rehab to kick her various addictions, and PETA suggests she drop one more harmful substance: MEAT!
This is so ridiculous! PETA has offered to pay 24-year-old Lindsay Lohan‘s $50,000 rehab bill if she promises to give up eating meat! Keep reading for a snippet of the official letter addressed to Lindsay from the animal-rights organization…
We understand that you’ve fallen on tough economic times, so we’re writing to you with an offer that we sincerely hope you’ll consider.
PETA will help pay your $50,000 bill for substance addiction treatment if you’ll rid yourself of one more toxic substance: meat. As you know, a crucial part of any recovery is showing charity to others. One way to do this is to be kind to animals, the Earth, and your own body. You’ll never regret it.
Please let us know if you’d like to take us up on our offer. I can be reached at [contact information redacted].
Best wishes, PETA”
Wow, this sounds perfect for Lindsay! But what happens when she gets out of Betty Ford rehabilitation center Jan. 3 and falls back into her old ways (aka eating meat?) Would she have to give PETA all the money back? Well, the joke would be on them… she’s BROKE!