'The A-List' Recap — 'The Real Housewives' Have Nothing On These Self-Involved, Narcissistic Whack Jobs!

Mon, October 18, 2010 11:43pm EDT by 4 Comments

Austin, the self-proclaimed model, announces his surprise engagement as former flame Reichen’s relationship seems to be heading south — and not in a good way!

It was a battle to outshock on the Oct. 18 episode of The A-List as our favorite group of sycophants, most notably Austin Armacost, did all they could to surprise their fellow cast members. Austin, it turns out, has a British boyfriend who he is engaged to! He cannot however live in England with him though as he can’t model there. Umm, can he model anywhere?

Austin and his Brit have been dating for two years meaning that he likely cheated on the young lad with pal Reichen Lehmkuhl, or so bleach blond Ryan Nickulas deduced. Oh, and Ryan owns a salon, who knew! Good for him, I kinda just assumed he sat around all day speaking in soundbites!

Austin is, in fact, still trying to get in Reichen’s pants, or vice versa. Reichen meanwhile seems to be having trouble with his boy toy Rodiney Santiago, another self-proclaimed but not really working model. Maybe I’ll just start calling myself a model, the term seems to have a somewhat loose meaning these days.

Luckily no matter how difficult things get in the lives of these men, they are so committed to thinking about no one but themselves that it’s all sure to work out for them.

What did you think about this episode HollywoodLifers?

-Chris Spargo