Bummer Dudes! Kim Kardashian Vows To Never Go Nude Again

Following the release of her super hot, and super publicized, ‘W’ cover, the perennial reality star claims she will no longer shed her clothes in the name of media attention!

She may make out with her bodyguard, get some more botox, or date a gaggle of NFL players, but Kim Kardashian has vowed there is one thing she will never do again — go nude. The Meryl Streep of reality television told Usmagazine.com of her recent stint as the naked cover girl of much lauded fashion mag W, “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.” Don’t we all.

The eternal bane of Paris Hilton‘s life is currently in NYC with sis Kourtney to open a new outpost of their successful retail outfit Dash while filming the latest offshoot of their wildly popular show Keeping Up With the Kardashians — Kim & Kourtney Take New York.

The 30-year-old bombshell, with the help of some silver paint, certainly has everyone’s attention.

-Chris Spargo

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To call her the Meryl Streep of anything just seems wrong.

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Wooh, she has a clothes. That´s unacceptable.

Yes…but will she be releasing any more sex tapes? I mean really..that IS the reason she is famous, why quit now before your sexual peak. In fact the Whole Kardashian clan owes their fame to their daughters penchant for taking BBC up the butt…if not for Kims oral and anal skill they’d be living anonymously off the wealth of their hard workig dead father like all the other LA trust fund kids.