MTV’s Jersey Shore is packed with the usual misbehaviors, but what really stands out on Oct 14’s episode are the cast’s hilarious one-liners!
Everyone’s favorite guidos and guidettes never fail to entertain during their booze-filled time slot. Now that Angelina‘s long gone, you might think that the crew would chill out, but no — they decide to do a drama-filled trip to hot Miami club ‘Space.’ Sure enough, a fight starts brewing and most of the roomies head home. Didn’t see that one coming!
Not once — but TWICE during the episode, Mike ‘The Situation’ brings home a girl with friend and perpetual wingman Pauly D. But he can’t seem to close the deal! Both times, Mike got frustrated and called the girls “grenades” after the fact. One potential smush even called him an old man! Instead of GTL, try CGL: can’t get laid. As for Ronnie and Sammie, they are still as annoying as in every previous episode. Who started calling her ‘sweetheart’ anyway?
The best part of the series is, of course, Snooki. It’s no wonder she’s most likely getting her own show because she’s the funniest cast member and always has been. Here is her best one-liner from tonight: “He looked Italian, so I would’ve smushed him, yes.” Followed closely by Pauly D’s “I need someone who can decipher a bomb if one comes. It’s a war out there.”
Don’t forget to tune into the Jersey Shore Season 2 Finale on Oct 21 to see more gorilla juiceheads get it on (or try to)!