KIRSTIN SAYS: Are You Kidding Me? Snooki’s Community Service Is ‘Signing Autographs’ — That’s Not A Punishment!

Wed, October 13, 2010 1:00am EST by 3 Comments

Instead of picking up trash or helping out at a shelter, Snooki’s punishment for being publicly drunk is to sign autographs…do YOU think that’s a big enough consequence?

Nicole Polizzi, or as she’s better known to all of us, Snooki, was arrested in July for disorderly conduct while shooting an episode of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights and you’ll never believe how she’s satisfying her court-ordered community service — she’s required to sit behind a table and sign autographs for adoring fans for a whopping three hours this weekend. Someone got off easy, I’d say.

“If people want an autograph, they will make a $10 contribution to Donations of Love,” the 22-year-old reality starlet’s lawyer told E! News. “Nicole will also be making an additional contribution to the organization.”

Snooki’s lawyer certainly doesn’t believe his client is getting off scott free.

“It can be quite painful to sign autographs for three hours,” he said.

There’s no way signing autographs is FUN, but it’s got to be a confidence booster — plus, whatever happened to good old fashion labor?

–Kirstin Benson

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Posted at 10:24 AM on October 13, 2010  

Please, can anyone tell me why she seems popular? I never seen her show, and I don´t intend too, but her name keeps popping up in every tabloid mags and blogs! Does she have a “real” talent to be proud of or she is just one of those who was born lucky? Was she lucky enough to be in the right place at the right time?

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Posted at 2:55 AM on October 13, 2010  

First off I am glad Mike went home. It was his time. He was not the best this week…yes he did try but he wasn’t going to improve..Bristol won’t win!..sorry but it’s true. Unfortunately Jennifer will win:(. I am not trying to be mean but she is the daughter of Joel Grey ( Cabaret) and shhe did a commercial some eons ago with a Tango routine so I don’t think it’s fair she is on!!…yes in reality she is clearly the best but I think Derek is going to win his 3rd Trophy!!. I am rooting for Brandy though she won’t win!!..she is not a natural dancer and dancing has always been her weak point as she hardly ever dances in her she has a right to be on it!!. I think Audrina is the revelation of the season…she actually has been surprising me quite a bit!!.

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jenny howard

Posted at 12:21 AM on October 13, 2010  

Thanks for filling me in. I had to serve the web to find out if Bristol made it. Maybe it helped voting from all the phones I could find around here!!! She’s my favorite too. Gotta love those real people!

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