KIRSTIN SAYS: Are You Kidding Me? Snooki’s Community Service Is ‘Signing Autographs’ — That’s Not A Punishment!

Wed, October 13, 2010 1:00am EST by 3 Comments

Instead of picking up trash or helping out at a shelter, Snooki’s punishment for being publicly drunk is to sign autographs…do YOU think that’s a big enough consequence?

Nicole Polizzi, or as she’s better known to all of us, Snooki, was arrested in July for disorderly conduct while shooting an episode of Jersey Shore in Seaside Heights and you’ll never believe how she’s satisfying her court-ordered community service — she’s required to sit behind a table and sign autographs for adoring fans for a whopping three hours this weekend. Someone got off easy, I’d say.

“If people want an autograph, they will make a $10 contribution to Donations of Love,” the 22-year-old reality starlet’s lawyer told E! News. “Nicole will also be making an additional contribution to the organization.”

Snooki’s lawyer certainly doesn’t believe his client is getting off scott free.

“It can be quite painful to sign autographs for three hours,” he said.

There’s no way signing autographs is FUN, but it’s got to be a confidence booster — plus, whatever happened to good old fashion labor?

–Kirstin Benson