LAURA'S LOVE LIFE ADVICE: Dating A Man Like Mike Sorrentino Is A Totally Undesirable 'Situation'!

Fri, October 8, 2010 12:25pm EDT by 1 Comment

If a man ever raises his hand to you like The Situation did to Snooki on the Jersey Shore, run away!

A word to the wise, ladies — if you ever encounter a man like Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino in real life, don’t ignore the signs — hightail it out of there. Guys like him are bad news!

Not only did the Dancing with the Stars contestant raise a hand to cast member Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi on Thursday’s episode of his OTHER reality show, The Jersey Shore, but he’s even attempting to rationalize his unforgivable behavior!

“Snooki sometimes drinks a little too much,” the 28-year-old explained to MTV News. “She is unaware of her surroundings and unaware of what’s going on. Everybody was leaving, and she was the only one staying there. We usually go as a group and stay as a group. To avoid what happened in season one [Snooki, 22, was punched in the face by a bar patron], I really wanted to try and keep an eye on her and not necessarily slap some sense into her, but let her know, ‘Hey, you can’t be here by yourself. You’re a little girl, and the whole group was leaving.’ It was a little love tap.” He added, “It’s not like I punched somebody in the face. It’s not like I did a full smack, a hard smack. It was a little tap to her cheek. Like, ‘Wake up, you’re going to get hurt.’ And if you care for somebody, that is definitely acceptable, because you’re looking out for somebody.”

Excuse me? When is it ever acceptable to hit a woman? The Situation slapped Snooki because she refused to leave a club, for Pete’s sake. If he snapped over something so small, what might happen if she really infuriated him? It’s a scary thought, given his obvious strength.

Byt that isn’t all. Not only did he actually hit her, but Mike also forced himself on Snooki, sucked her face against her will, and then tried to put his hands up her dress. When she exercised her right to just say no, he got furious, screamed “F**k you!” and stormed out of the club in a fit of rage. What a bastard!

But it isn’t only females he disrespects: this guy even tries to steal his friend’s girls! He doesn’t have any problem getting women — due in equal parts to his newfound fame AND impressive six-pack — yet, he has to have the one girl that prefers his pal! While roommate Vinny was in the bathroom on last night’s episode, Mike made his move on Vinny’s girl, Ramona (which didn’t work, PS). What a grade A toolbag!

So if you meet a man that clearly disrespects women as much as Mike does, please head for the hills. You don’t EVER want to find yourself in this kind of situation…

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Leelou

Posted at 7:15 PM on October 8, 2010  

So we are just NOW realizing that this guy is a douche? and it took two seasons and plenty of stupid a** behavior in the media? Catch up, guys. He’s pretty much been a dick since season 1.

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