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Snooki Is Ready To Breed, But Will She Make A Good Mother?

Thu, October 7, 2010 5:20pm EDT by 1 Comment

The Jersey Shore‘s Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi has been livin’ it up in the limelight, but now the reality star says she’s ready to settle down and punch out her own miniature guidos and guidettes! Uh, oh…with her hard partying ways and temper tantrums, can she handle motherhood?

Snooki sounds so silly! At 22, she says she’s ready to give up her panty-less hard partying ways and settle down with a strapping young juice head to procreate. ::Shiver:: The thing is, Snooki is totally serious and talked to Extra all about it!

“I wanna be married by 26, 27… get pregnant right away and have like, you know, four Guido/Guidette babies,” she said.

Can Snooki really handle motherhood? Her track record for responsible behavior is questionable. She faced a New Jersey judge in September who called her “the next Lindsay Lohan” while facing charges of being criminally annoying after a drunken spectacle on the famed Jersey Shore boardwalk. She’s gotten physical with her Jersey Shore cast mates and has shown time and again she’s not a fan of wearing underwear under short skirts. Is this the kind of role model a child should grow up with?

There’s also the financial responsibility of feeding four little juice-heads-in-training. So far Snooki has made a pretty penny from being on the Jersey Shore, she has a new endorsement deal with Wonderful Pistachios and picks up extra cash from public appearances. That money won’t last forever, but Snooki intends to use her fifteen minutes of fame to secure herself a solid financial future.

“”I thought it would be like 15 minutes and then it’s up, and then what am I going to do with my life,” she said. “I wanna be a clothing designer, hair designer… Try acting just to say that I tried it, and if I’m a success at it, good for me. If I’m not, I tried.”

Maybe Snooki should try acting as a mom before becoming one herself! But before anyone starts panicking that she’ll be barefoot and pregnant with a pickle in her mouth, rest easy because she still needs to find her perfect juice head to nest with. Hear that Guidos? Anyone of you willing, able and wanting to raise children with Snooki are welcome to come calling but you will have to meet her criteria of a perfect mate.

“”My ultimate guy would be hysterical, funny, makes me laugh, very family oriented, obviously tanned,” she said. “He has to have muscles and just know how to have a good time.”

Good luck Snooki! We know you’ll find the juice head of your dreams!

Aimee Curran