RUSS SAYS: Justin Bieber Wants Robert Pattinson As His Wingman & I Think It’s The Stupidest Idea Ever!

Thu, October 7, 2010 4:39pm EDT by 5 Comments

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The wing man has to occupy the less attractive girl while your friend swoops in and gets the hottie! Unfortunately, R-Patz is the hunk in this situation, so Justin would be left with a lonely night!

Justin Bieber is 16-years old with the power to do anything he wants…but apparently he wants to challenge himself and make things difficult in the dating world by picking up girls with the hottest man in the world, Robert Pattinson.

This all started when Justin said, “I love talking to girls and going on dates. My ideal wingman would be Robert Pattinson. We should go to a few showbiz parties and see what happens. He landed back in Los Angeles last week, so maybe we can go and work some of the magic.”

I don’t blame the Biebs for trying, but if he really wants “somebody to love” (pun intended), he just needs to walk into a room, run his hands through his hair and he’ll have the pick of the litter. He doesn’t need any help.

Besides, he needs to get it while the getting is good, someday his career might not be on top of the world. He’ll end up the next Aaron Carter and will be dreaming about the good old days.

The clock is ticking, my friend!

The Biebster also told the Daily Mirror what his opening line would be while he was out on the town.

“Robert says his hair is a great ice-breaker so maybe we can go up to girls and be like, ‘Do you wanna touch our hair?’ How about that for an opening line?” he said.

Justin, don’t you think a better line would be something like this? “Hi, I’m Justin Bieber and this is my friend Robert. We saw you drooling from across the room, we have napkins for you, want to go to our hotel?”

Honestly, Justin, you don’t need any help from Rob. In fact, you said you want Rob as your wing man, but he’s hotter. You’d end up being HIS wing man and getting the less attractive chick…it’s a lose lose.

Plus, let’s not forget — both you AND Rob are both off the market. (Justin is dating his 16-year old tour mate Jasmine Villegas, and R-Patz, 24 is dating his Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, 20.)

Bottom line: Justin doesn’t need a wing man, nor would he benefit from having R-Patz by his side all night. Lastly, I don’t ever want to be at the party where those two guys roll up — because any option to leave with a lady is completely out the door when they are in the building!

Russ Weakland

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Daniel

Posted at 7:47 PM on March 26, 2011  

Why would Justin want a gay may to be his wing man???

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مريم

Posted at 2:31 PM on February 23, 2011  

I love Justin Bieber and all the Arabs love you
I hope you can come to Qatar Asiaa please

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jenny

Posted at 10:52 PM on October 7, 2010  

mtv should pitch it as a show.

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scarla

Posted at 7:12 PM on October 7, 2010  

Hey Russ, Justin Bieber doesn’t need any help from Rob…sounds like he could use your help (of course his mother might disagree) Anyway, don’t beat yourself up too much…I’m sure he’s only cornered the 15 and under market :)

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victoria

Posted at 7:54 AM on March 21, 2011  

that is untrue, the most falst thing i’ve ever heard..one out of ten girls who are 15 and under in many schools hate justin bieber and love rob

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