TMI ALERT! Jessica Simpson Tweets About Her Toots!

Wed, October 6, 2010 10:00pm EDT by 7 Comments

Leave it to 30-year old Jessica Simpson to over share something NO ONE ever wants to hear…her best advice for passing less gas!

Jessica Simpson may have lost a great amount of her male fan base with her recent tweet on breaking wind! Sure we all do it, but do we really need to hear about it?

“This link just made my morning!”, Jessica proclaimed via Twitter Oct. 6, adding, “RT @OMGFacts: The average person farts about 14 TIMES each day! How to fart less?”

I guess we shouldn’t be surprised — Jess is notorious for spilling too much about her personal relationships and her hygiene. How could we forget her dental overshare (“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday,” she told People a few months ago)?

Thankfully most of us have had lunch, but if you are about to eat dinner, we apologize on behalf of Jessica Simpson! It’s the least we could do!

Russ Weakland

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jemma

Posted at 5:46 AM on October 7, 2010  

That picture was about 40lbs ago…

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Betty Botox

Posted at 11:48 PM on October 6, 2010  

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t she do this at an important meeting she had with investors a couple of years ago? Her mother was present at the meeting and was not amused. Anyone remember that?

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Donna

Posted at 10:46 PM on October 6, 2010  

This is so why I luv Jessica Simpson~ She’s a true girl’s girl ya know~~ Your a Texas Woman at heart Jessica and never change!!

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Diane

Posted at 10:45 PM on October 6, 2010  

Ummm…it was a retweet of someone else. Its not HER advice, nor HER tweet. Do you not understand twitter or what?

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R G Miller

Posted at 10:43 PM on October 6, 2010  

Further proof that this “celebrity” is a total gas-bag!

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yeah

Posted at 10:21 PM on October 6, 2010  

Have you read how many celebs talk about farting? Many.. just have a look. Nicole Richie is one of them.

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yeah

Posted at 10:23 PM on October 6, 2010  

Maybe have a look at the pic she attached of George Bush & Colin Powell. She just got back from the military do you think maybe she was saying Bush stunk it up.. Hilarious.

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