KIRSTIN SAYS: What Do Politics Have To Do With It? 'Bristol The Pistol' Palin Is A Big Snooze On 'DWTS!'

Mon, October 4, 2010 11:08pm EST by 3 Comments

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It doesn’t matter if you’re conservative or liberal, it’s obvious Bristol Palin is sloppy and dull on Dancing with the Stars…but I don’t want to see her go just yet!

Even though my gal, Bristol the Pistol was uninspiring in her Foxtrot to Bruno Mars‘ “Just the Way You Are,” I still don’t want to see her go! I’d rather watch her pretend to dance with a homeless guy (who her partner, Mark Ballas, played tonight) than suffer through another one of Margaret Cho’s tragedies any day! The theme for the third week’s performances Oct. 4 was “Storytelling,” and without further ado, here are the most memorable moments:

  • Derek Hough and Jennifer Grey were ROBBED by the judges! Jennifer, 50, looked like a pro and the judges gave her 24/30. Laaaame. Team Jennifer ALL THE WAY!
  • Cheryl Burke and Rick Fox‘s double-shimmy during his sexy Latin-inspired Samba made me giddy. Double-shimmies are fantastic, but when you’re 6’7″, they are that much better.
  • Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino pulled at my heart strings. He’s trying so hard to be good…how can you not love him? GTL quote of the night: “You can’t fist pump if you don’t know the beat!”
  • Margaret Cho is funny in her stand up routines, but when it comes to dancing, she needs to retire. Thankfully with a score of 18 out of 30, the decision might be made for her tomorrow night.
  • Tom Bergeron is single-handedly the cheesiest host on television, but in this episode he had some real zingers. My personal favorite? When he compared the fog machine to the smoke monster on Lost — brilliant!
  • Disney channel star, Kyle Massey and his partner, Lacey Schwimmer are unofficially my favorite team of the season. Between his upbeat attitude and their incredible chemistry — plus his SHAZAM! stage presence — I’m in love. End of story. Kyle Massey (or Jennifer Grey) for the WIN!What did you guys think? Who should stay…and more importantly right now, who should go?

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JHuss

Posted at 10:41 AM on October 5, 2010  

Margaret should go this week and Bristol the Pistol just needs to relax!! Gotta love Toms zingers that he has every so often….last night was fun and cant wait for tonight and next Monday!!

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bette

Posted at 3:40 AM on October 5, 2010  

Considering Bristol is the only one who is not a celebrity compare to other competitors. All of them aside from Bristol have some sort of training in music, dancing or comedy these helps them to carry the pressure, because they are used to deal with audience. So I hope Bristol stays a bit longer I´m a bit curious how much progress and pressures she can handle along the way.

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Trick

Posted at 12:17 AM on October 5, 2010  

Now that “the pistol’s” mother is out of the DWTS spotlight the judges can say what they really think. Bristol’s dancing is as bad as her acting – like wood.

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