Would you watch an entire season’s worth of Snooki Polizzi trying to find love? FOR ‘SHORE!’
Snooki, the four-foot, nine-inch reality starlet, is on the prowl! With little luck in love in seasons one and two of Jersey Shore, this pickle-loving guidette is now set to have her own spin-off dating show, according to InTouch magazine.
So what’s she looking for? She tells InTouch: ”He needs to make me laugh. If he’s not goofy and afraid to be a dork, I’m not feeling it.” The show will have appearances from her BFFs from the Shore as well as ex-boyfriends.
If it sounds to you like a gym’ed, tanned, and laundered version of The Bachelorette, doesn’t that sound like something you’d watch? And definitely not — as Pauly and the boys would — a grenade.