LAURA'S LOVE LIFE ADVICE: What YOU Should Do If Someone Tries To Steal Your Man!

Wed, September 29, 2010 6:52pm EDT by 21 Comments
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It’s been reported that Emma Watson has her eye on Kristen Stewart’s main man, Robert Pattinson. Although we’re sure Emma is too nice to be a man thief, here’s my advice on how to get rid of the competition!

Call it paranoia, trust issues or man-xiety, but when it comes to fearing the dreaded ‘man thief’, we’ve all been there, done that and paid for the T-shirt. At some point in time, we have ALL suspected that another woman might have designs on our dude — and 9 times out of 10, we’re right!

Unfortunately, confronting your man with your issues is NOT the right way to make sure you’re his one and only. Take this recent (and completely suspicious) report regarding our favorite Twilight couple, for example. Kristen Stewart is said to believe that Emma Watson is trying to “stealRobert Pattinson away; the two were rumored to be co-starring in the sultry indie film, Dark Arc. According to Heat magazine, the two gals are “at war” over Rob, 24. “Like all girls, ” the source said, “Kristen can be very jealous and possessive, and in her mind Emma poses a threat.”

If this were true, the very worst thing K-Stew could do would be to accuse R-Patz of cheating. You NEVER want to send like a jealous harpy! Hearing your fears — especially when there isn’t anything to worry about in the first place — are just going to drive him away.

Instead, I like to employ this trick: you BEFRIEND the girl in the question. She’ll never know what hit her, and she’ll start to feel guilty about attempting to steal your guy. I’d let someone else casually bring up “the other woman” as well. You may think you sound all loose, but my guess that is unless you’re an Oscar-winning actress, he’s going to sense that something is wrong with your tone.

And NEVER, EVER, EVER get drunk and call the man-thief! You may not remember it, but that call is going to haunt you for the rest of your life…or until the very bitter and quick end of your relationship, at least.

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Jade

Posted at 7:29 PM on May 19, 2012  

That’s soooo stupid ! Emma has not a crush on Rob. It’s a fake :)

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Nicole

Posted at 12:36 PM on October 1, 2010  

“Befriend” the girl in question? Ok that’s the stupidest, most immature “trick” ever, and it doesn’t work. It’s just catty, underhanded and sneaky, and makes you look like a desperate fool. If you think some girl has designs on your man, just be a woman and have confidence that if your man is truly in love with you, it won’t matter if even the most beautiful woman in the world (in everyone else’s opinion)wants to get with him. Because in his eyes, YOU are the most beautiful woman in the world.

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scarla

Posted at 1:50 PM on September 30, 2010  

OMG….does Laura have to announce at the start of each story that she does in fact LOVE Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? There’s no TWILIGHT hate on Hollywood Life girls.
Read slowly…read again….everyone loves Edward, Bella and Hermione…OK? The question is, WHAT TO DO if you find yourself green with jealousy and think some other chick is after your guy.
PEACE :)

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jen

Posted at 1:20 PM on September 30, 2010  

Bonnie, kindly fire Laura, too… LOL!

50 People Who Matter 2010/ #28 Stephanie Meyer

__MEYER’S MORMON BELIEFS PERMEATE THE VAMPIRE TRILOGY WITH THEMES OF CHASTITY AND SELF CONTROL, MAKING TWILIGHT PROPAGANDA FOR AMERICA’S GROWING ABSTINENCE MOVEMENT.

This just prove Emma’s state of mind when she saw twilight. All she could think about is sex and Robert Pattinson. Her comprehension sucks! LOL!

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ally

Posted at 7:54 PM on September 30, 2010  

wow no offense but your perspective sucks! Twilight makes girls want to have sex more! idiot

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Noobs

Posted at 12:27 PM on September 30, 2010  

Leelou

Posted at 11:31 AM on September 30, 2010  

Ok, didnt this supposed “rumor” just start?? and this person is already writing like it’s true and Watson already a man-stealer? WTF?? This is kinda disrespectful since there is no confirmation and they are just doing a damn movie together. They knew each other from Harry Potter, so yah, they would talk to each other maybe a little more on set but to do this stupid a** story like Watson is just dying to get this guy or she is that type (which I highly doubt she is and has never proved herself to be anything other than a lady). Ok, so she made a comment on Twilight but in all fairness, it WAS a true comment. Twilight does use sex, thats no secret. I dont recall the comment being that she hated it or it was bad, just that sex was used in Twilight and Harry Potter doesnt do that. That statement is a true one but not an insult. Or thats not what I saw and I like both series. This website can be so stupid sometimes and normally I just roll my eyes but this seems a little uncalled for.

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Noobs

Posted at 11:41 AM on September 30, 2010  

@Leelou

Totally agree.

It’s quite amazing how much crap gets thrown out there and then reported as fact when it isnt even close the truth. First, it was the lack of comprehension of understanding Emma’s comments with the differences between “Twilight” and “Harry Potter” in terms of sexuality. But now, all of a sudden she’s scamming on Pattinson? Lmao. Im sure Emma might find Robert attractive but come on, Emma can have the pick of the lot when it comes to men so i dont think she has the desire or class to steal another girls man. It just isnt in her pedigree.

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silkyfine49

Posted at 11:17 AM on September 30, 2010  

why would Emma want RobertPattinson, that lady got to much style,Emma is beautiful,Fearless,Strenght& Grace, for to ever think of Who oh RobertPattinson.

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Darshan

Posted at 4:58 AM on September 30, 2010  

A load of hankering tabloid rubbish, this is.
If you have any idea how Emma is like, if you’ve watched her interviews, for example, you’d know that she isn’t interested in anything of the sort. She isn’t your typical p.o.s celebrity, stealing boyfriends and whatnot.
And your advice is on crack. Seriously, ugh.

Some advice for you Laura, make sure your sources are credible, check up on those your article revolves around, and please, sober up before you start dishing out advice.

Darshan (in fancy, big, pink, script font)

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bette

Posted at 1:25 AM on September 30, 2010  

What is true love? No other woman on earth will threathen you, if your man is truly in love with you. You need to trust the man, he will come to you and choose you no matter what. You maybe in love to a particular man, but if you are sensible enough, why do want to keep a man whose thoughts are far away than you? He supposed to be your future, being married with trust, love and ready to compromise. Both of you must have the same feeling and dreams, being in love with one another, without all of these you are just heading to your early divorced.

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Amy

Posted at 1:06 AM on September 30, 2010  

Try to befriend the girl? That’s just stupid.
The man is responsible and if it happens than he wasn’t good for you in the first place. It’s not the temptations he’s facing but how he deals with them that says if he’s trusworthy or not. Nothing happens without a reason, even if we might not see it at the time.

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klio

Posted at 9:17 PM on September 29, 2010  

Why would Emma Watson steal anybodys boyfriend? Shy is super gorgeous and sweet she can have any guy she wants!

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MALBORO

Posted at 9:16 PM on September 29, 2010  

LIKE EMMA WOULD WANT ROBERT PATTINSON! DONT MAKE ME LAUGH,SHE CAN DO SOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM! ANDKSTEW WISHES SHE CAN BE AS BEAUTIFUL , TALENTED AND CHARMING AS EMMA!

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Megan

Posted at 7:31 PM on September 29, 2010  

Kstew has nothing to worry about! She’s gorg! And Rpatz seems like the loyal type

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Christine

Posted at 7:21 PM on September 29, 2010  

You people get your stories right! This is just another trash talk on these trash websites just like you people trashes websites who do not get the fact right! You people are a big fat trashes joke!

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Darshan

Posted at 4:58 AM on September 30, 2010  

I want to like this hahah.

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cali

Posted at 7:16 PM on September 29, 2010  

oh please, like kristen would be worried. It’s a known fact Robert could any piece he wanted right now, but kristen has been seen laughing off really flirtatious fans in public many times. Kristen’s seriously a nonthreatened gf, and you know that’s hot to a lot of guys.

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scarla

Posted at 7:35 PM on September 29, 2010  

You’re right. Kristen’s seriously a non-threatened gf…she’s not pretending…and that kind of confidence is hot to a lot of guys. Best thing to do is be yourself and hope the feeling is returned.

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scarla

Posted at 7:07 PM on September 29, 2010  

Laura,
‘Edward Cullen’ most certainly doesn’t want ‘Bella’ to hide her fears and true feelings…that’s one of the reasons we want and love a fictional character like him and shouldn’t have to settle for less.
A guy stealing man-thief will never fall for the old pretend friend trick….a conniving girl will be onto you in a flash…guilt is not in her vocabulary.
OMG Laura, we disagree again !

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mala

Posted at 7:59 AM on September 30, 2010  

i think it’s all bullsh*t…….i love ROBSTEN

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