LAURA'S LOVE LIFE ADVICE: If You Always Date The Same Kind Of Guy & It Never Works, It's Time To Try A New Type!

Thu, September 23, 2010 11:58pm EST by 4 Comments

If you’re like Kim Kardashian, who’s been unlucky in love after dating three athletes in a row, you need to start dating a new kind of man!

I hate to tell you this, Kim Kardashian, but there may be a reason your love life isn’t completely awesome – you keep on dating the same guy! Yes, we all have a type (mine plays soccer, has green eyes, brown hair and a dimple in his left cheek) but sometimes we need to bravely try someone new. Who knows? If you’re open, you may just find the love of your life!

The 29-year-old reality star dated New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, 25, for three years before having a brief fling with Real Madrid soccer play Cristiano Ronaldo, 25, and finally ANOTHER football player, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin, 26. Not only is Kim dating men that spend most of their year traveling and training, but they’re all so much YOUNGER: i.e. not ready to settle down.

I hate to say this, Kim, but if you have a thing for hard-bodied men, then you should follow in Jessica Simpson‘s footsteps by dating a RETIRED pro player like Eric Johnson - one who’s your age, or, even better, older.

Just say NO when your sister Khloe’s hubby, Lamar Odom, wants to set you up with one of his LA Lakers buddies, or when your BFF, La La Vasquez, insists you should double date with she, her Denver Nuggest player husband, Carmelo Anthony, and one of his teammates. Stay away from sporting arenas and start drinking your White Russians at bars near Wall Street so you can meet a nice stockbroker. Make an Italian prince fall for you while you’re touring through Europe with your mom, Kris. Or what about a smart, successful, older man like director Tyler Perry? This 41-year-old is as busy – and as much of a superstar – as you are!

Who do YOU think Kim should date next, HollywoodLifers?

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heather

Posted at 11:11 AM on September 29, 2010  

It is a good thing that Kim doesn’t read this site, she would die laughing. Some people may not consider what Kim does for a living as “work”, but she does travel a lot and that is her job promoting different products and personal appearances. No stockbroker is going to be sitting at home or traveling the world with Kim. If or when Kim decides to settled down she will need to be committed to that relationship and reduce her work schedule. Some people tend to forget that Kim has already been married before. There is no rush for her to get married now.

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gbtw

Posted at 7:20 PM on September 24, 2010  

while you have some good advice, laura, i’d like to point out that there is no such thing as a “nice stockbroker”- but she would make a nice trophy wife for one, for sure. don’t expect him to be available or loving or monogamous or care about anything other than money and status though. i think she deserves more than that though, don’t you?

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scarla

Posted at 9:14 PM on September 23, 2010  

Well, I think Kim Kardashian’s main problem is that she isn’t as serious about finding a ‘proper’ boyfriend as she is about maintaining her celebrity. That said, your point’s a good one. Kim Peacock Kardashian needs to pick a guy that’s out of the limelight.

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stacy k

Posted at 8:08 PM on September 23, 2010  

I always go for the same kind of guy — big muscles and brown eyes. I like what I like, I guess — but you’re right, maybe something needs to be different a little bit. Like, if I choose a guy who looks that way but has as different personality from what I usually go for. I don’t know — food for thought.

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