'90210' Season Premiere Scandal Count: 6 — Kim Kardashian Gets Called A 'Ho,' Someone Gets Killed & More!

Mon, September 13, 2010 10:01pm EST by 4 Comments
Courtesy of The CW (3)

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What was YOUR favorite ridiculous scandal from the 90210 season three premiere? Vote here!

School’s back in session at West Bev — and the kiddies are more messed up and hopeless than ever! The Sept. 13 season premiere of 90210 proved one thing: This show is heading in the direction of pure ridiculousness and has no intention of turning back — and that’s why I loved it. Here are my 6 favorite scandals from the third season premiere:

1. Javier dies & Adrianna robs his dead body:

I’m not even making that up in the least bit. A totally-out-of-nowhere car crash kills Javier (Diego González Boneta) who I never even really liked in the first place. Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) steals his book of songs off his dead body to keep her own career afloat. I don’t even care what happens anymore, as long as Javier doesn’t ever come back.

2. Naomi becomes super slutty:

In an attempt to hide the fact she’s changed since she was raped by Mr. Cannon, Naomi gets drunk and throws herself at a guy. No wait, one guy AND two of his friends. At the same time. … Mr. Cannon, meanwhile, is Silver’s (Jessica Stroup) new advisor… and he’s creepily excited to be working with her.

3. Annie always has the worst first days of school:

Seriously, someone always hates Annie (Shenae Grimes) and literally tells her to go screw herself on day one. This year it’s Liam (Matt Lanter) who’s bitter that she didn’t call him all summer. But since she was on house arrest (she’s a killer!) he forgives her and they make out.

4. Ivy joins a family love triangle:

This is actually pretty gross too. Ivy (Gillian Zinser) is attracted to her possibly British friend Oscar (Blair Redford of Passions fame) who is actually sleeping with Ivy’s mom. Previews suggest Oscar’s going to try to connect the triangle. No one wants to see that.

5. Naomi calls Kim Kardashian… the b-word:

I’m not sure why 29-year-old Kim Kardashian would have a 17-year-old friend, but apparently she and Naomi are buddies. But when she and Khloé don’t want to sell her a Dash dress on layaway, she calls Kim a ho! And the b-word!

6. Silver thinks Teddy cheated on her:

Drunk, slutty Naomi throws herself at Teddy (Trevor Donovan) and Silver catches her in the act. Now she thinks he cheated on her, but little does she know (SPOILER ALERT!) he’s not even into girls!

This bananas premiere really set the stage nicely for a crazy dramatic season. Aside from the Kardashian catfight, which I assume was a one-episode occurance, these storylines all have me interested… for now. Which of these scandals will keep you tuning in next week?

– Andy Swift

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Cynthia

Posted at 5:46 PM on September 14, 2010  

Haha!!! Teddy is gay? Too bad for Silver…..Dixon may be getting back with the older girl from season two, I read about it in a 90210 website. Silver is going to get with that creepy Mr. Cannon, she always disgusted me….Naomi reaches out to her and tells her that she was raped, and that heifer Silver refuses to believe her that Cannon raped her! Liam and Annie is going to be together, but not for long…. his half brother will be dating Annie too, how do you spell SLUT! Adrianna was browbeated by that ugly ass Javier, he got killed, she’s going to take his songs and be a rich bitch, you go Adriana, she and Navid belong together!!

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blair

Posted at 11:22 PM on September 13, 2010  

ROFLLL teddy is gay? omg haha i feel bad for silver!!! but thats good because that means she can get back with dixon. ivy is slutty i don’t like her anymore. liked her way more last season. adrianna needs serious HELP. can’t belive she did that to the poor dead guy. i kinda like naomi and i kinda don’t lol i feel bad for her but than again she’s just making things worser for herself. she also needs help. i love annie and liam! i wish they get together but i have a feeling that won’t happen right away since annie is friends with naomi. but i really WANT lannie to happen. that makeout session was HOT! haha the kardashian sister came on i was i was so suprised. they are such bad actress. LOL that chick who plays naomi is also a very bad actress i thought she was better in season 1 now all the sudden her acting really sucks. when she’s trying to be sad she looks like she’s trying too hard made me cringe!! oscar is doing ivy and her mom that would be so weird ;S hope dixon and ivy break up since they always fighting now. dixon and silver. annie and liam. adrianna and navid. belong together. naomi needs a new hot guy. i want her to be over liam so liam can be with annie.

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Allison

Posted at 12:45 AM on September 14, 2010  

YES! Teddy is gay I think the story came out this summer. Cant wait for that to happen!

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Ashby

Posted at 10:22 PM on September 13, 2010  

hah adrianna is so on her way back to rehab. she’s a MESS

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