OMG Jess! Body Language Experts Say Your Relationship With Eric Johnson Won't Last!

Sat, September 11, 2010 4:06pm EST by 9 Comments


Jessica, we know you think you’re happy with Eric Johnson, but run while you still can! Experts say this romantic relationship will destruct just like the others!

Jessica Simpson is currently dating former San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson, but body language experts analyzed the photos and say that he is definitely not feeling, “lucky in love!”

“He’s totally not into her,” body language expert Lillian Glass says. “There is a lot of space between their bodies–usually when you are starting to date there’s no distance.”

Another expert Patti Wood agrees and says that Eric looks like he is a little too stressed out to be in a happy, loving relationship. “I do see in both photos he’s got a lot of stress and fatigue. She is always high energy and this stress reminds me of when her marriage ended with her former husband.”

Jess was married to 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey until 2005 and has since been linked to men like musician John Mayer and Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. Jess can’t seem to catch a break. When is she going to find someone that is going to treat her right and respect her!

“He is not happy. He’s making a fist and hes digging his hands into his sides. [Eric] is doing all he can to tolerate this [relationship].” Lillian Glass tells “I dont think this is a very happy person or a happy couple for the long run.”

It doesn’t look like Jessica and Eric’s relationship is headed towards happiness, let alone marriage. Poor Jess, all we want for you is to find a good guy and give up these bad ones!

–Leigh Blickley