OMG Jess! Body Language Experts Say Your Relationship With Eric Johnson Won't Last!

Sat, September 11, 2010 4:06pm EST by 9 Comments


Jessica, we know you think you’re happy with Eric Johnson, but run while you still can! Experts say this romantic relationship will destruct just like the others!

Jessica Simpson is currently dating former San Francisco 49ers tight end Eric Johnson, but body language experts analyzed the photos and say that he is definitely not feeling, “lucky in love!”

“He’s totally not into her,” body language expert Lillian Glass says. “There is a lot of space between their bodies–usually when you are starting to date there’s no distance.”

Another expert Patti Wood agrees and says that Eric looks like he is a little too stressed out to be in a happy, loving relationship. “I do see in both photos he’s got a lot of stress and fatigue. She is always high energy and this stress reminds me of when her marriage ended with her former husband.”

Jess was married to 98 Degrees singer Nick Lachey until 2005 and has since been linked to men like musician John Mayer and Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. Jess can’t seem to catch a break. When is she going to find someone that is going to treat her right and respect her!

“He is not happy. He’s making a fist and hes digging his hands into his sides. [Eric] is doing all he can to tolerate this [relationship].” Lillian Glass tells “I dont think this is a very happy person or a happy couple for the long run.”

It doesn’t look like Jessica and Eric’s relationship is headed towards happiness, let alone marriage. Poor Jess, all we want for you is to find a good guy and give up these bad ones!

–Leigh Blickley

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Posted at 11:53 AM on September 13, 2010  

I would like to know what pics this expert basis her experience on? Who selected the pics she was to review & what videos has she seen of the actual interaction between them & not some moment in time but a sequence of pics. Hollywood life what pics did you present? There are several pics out there that show a different story.

Not all men like stick thin women & good thing for that because in the real world that means you & me too. Glad men like a little meat on there bones.

Lets face it the camera these days is not always kind to Jessica & the really nice pics out there the tabloids don’t want to see as it doesn’t fit the story line. There is some definate manipulation of pictures going on because in a matter of hours the pics can look totally different.. Lenses used depends on the paps & what there contracts are for the mags they work for.

Live your life Jess. Be happy.

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Posted at 11:54 PM on September 12, 2010  

Jessica needs to realize letting herself go is not going to land her a man for the long haul. She needs to get over herself and lose some weight, where’s her dignity. She’s compensating her appearance for money, she’s petite, she’s not a healthy weight for her height. There are alot of actresses in hollywood that got money and they have beaus and their beaus show them more love than this guy.

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Posted at 10:53 AM on September 12, 2010  

What the heck are they talking about??? Who be nice if they had the ACTUAL picture!

WHY would Jess deserve to be happy with this man when he is MARRIED!!! Not only are you a moron with no morals BUT your the other women!!!

Nick was the best thing that happen to you and you left him because you dad was happy that Nick was with you and he couldn’t be! Your family is crazy!

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Posted at 10:51 AM on September 12, 2010  

FASHION WEEK NYC and she wore this hideous denim dress all over the city! Is this one of her designs? There is a photo of her with her sister and it is sad to see. Sister anorexic but chic and she is ‘zaftig’ as one paper put it and in this awful dress. Forced smiles all around, y’all.

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Posted at 10:33 AM on September 12, 2010  

well he does have big hands, does he have big feet? that means he has a big xxxx. she probably wears her wedding dress on the first date and men know when they are being sized up for the tuxedo. if she really wanted this guy we
wouldn’t know anything about her relationship with him.
it would be perfectly quiet. so it’s just another stunt
to prove to the world she is desirable. after a while
she’ll start looking desperate.

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Posted at 6:13 PM on September 11, 2010  

Oh nos!!!!!! She better run quick two strangers with a fake “expertise” analyzed two moment in time pictures in unnatural circumstances (tons of cameras stuck in their faces) and said its over! Poor Jessica, she should just end the relationship now. Haha.

I’ll find two other pictures where he’s holding her hand and smiling and we’ll have them analyze them next! Deal?

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Posted at 5:21 PM on September 11, 2010  

Normally I think your body language experts are bunk. But if this guy is smart enough to get into an Ivy League MBA program, I suspect having a relationship with a woman who is pretty, rich and dumb as toast would be grating. I feel for Eric. But gold diggers have to make sacrifices to get to their prize. Truthfully, he’s got a much better catch than what most women in his situation have to put up with.

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Posted at 5:38 PM on September 11, 2010  

Hate to say this, but I knew this relationship was in trouble! For one, her parents are always hooking her up with boyfriends, her weight is wayyy out of control, and it seems like she can’t do anything for herself. She’s LAZY, as much money as she got, she needs to get her body back, if she has to get the fat sucked out of her! What man is going to take her serious, she’s a tottering mess!!

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Posted at 6:15 PM on September 11, 2010  

Yup, cause there is no way in hell that a woman with some meat on her bones could EVER find a man to love her. Size zero or get out!

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