WATCH! Kim K's Mom Goes On Desperate Search To Fix Her Up With Mr. Right!

So what if Kim had a second sad breakup with Reggie Bush — does that mean Kris has to do an intervention? Well that’s what happened on the Aug. 29 episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s!

Kim Kardashian is shockingly single — but what’s the big deal? The 29-year-old’s love life was the center of the Aug. 29 episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and I think that’s crazy!

Kim’s mom, Kris Jenner, was so upset that Kim was sitting at home with baby Mason that she decided to take matters into her own hands. The matriarch of the Kardashian clan decided it would be an stellar idea to scour their hometown streets of Glendale, Calif., to find Kim’s next conquest.

After stopping off at her neighborhood mechanic to install a new sound system in her pimped-out Mercedes-Benz G- Wagen, Kris decides setting Kim up on a blind date is the logical solution to Kim’s “problem.” Even though Kim is famous for dating well-known athletes like New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush, 25, Kim declares that she’s “over dating people in the industry.” Obviously Kris decides the perfect man for Kim would be one of her people — an Armenian boy toy!

The episode finally concludes with Kris apologizing to Kim for butting into her life — a typical Kardashian makeup session, blah! But seriously, who cares that Kim is single? It’s not like she’s some old spinster —she’s only 29! This nonsense is sending a horrible message! Listen ladies, you don’t need a man to be a happy and fulfilled woman!

Oh, and in case you’re wondering — there won’t be a second date.

— Chloe Melas