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If Jimmy mocks ‘Twilight’ star Robert Pattinson during the Emmys, he’s already got the spoofs all lined up! Here are the ‘bothered’ jokes that he’d roll out!
Watch out Neil Patrick Harris! You are about to be beat out for the title of best Emmy Awards host by Jimmy Fallon! He’s got a plan that’s going to knock the pants off of everyone who watches the show. It involves a Late Night with Jimmy Fallon skit and parody of Twilight star Robert Pattinson.
Though he couldn’t directly confirm whether or not he’s going to dress up as R-Patz at some point during the show, Jimmy did give HollywoodLife.com a list of jokes (during an Aug. 26 conference call) that he’d add to his ‘Robert is Bothered’ skit. Here are the hysterical complaints Jimmy thinks would come out of Rob’s mouth regarding the Emmys:
- “What’s with the long speeches?” Actually, honestly, “Who cares?”
- “If you don’t flank your wife, you should get a divorce!”
- “Why is it a red carpet? Why not a green carpet?”
- “Why do we have to go out doors? We sparkle in the sunlight. Vampires can’t go out in LA!”
But, after joking around a bit, Jimmy found himself a bit self conscious. “I don’t know if I will be better than him [Neil Patrick Harris as host],” Jimmy said. “He did a great job last year.”
But at least “I love this gig,” Jimmy confessed. “I’m excited about it. It’s a fun night. You’re sitting at home. Your favorite stars — they are all in one room for two hours. It’s a real fun even and I’m psyched!”
YAY! We can’t wait to see Jimmy host the Emmys and hopefully he’ll surprise us with smart spoof or R-Patz’s sour attitude!
