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Do YOU think R-Patz always looks constipated, or that Taylor needs to keep his shirt on more? The brains behind the new movie Vampires Suck sure do!

If you’re as obsessed with Twilight as we are here at HollywoodLife.com, you’ll definitely want to check out Vampires Suck, in theaters now! Regardless of whether you’re a fur-loving member of Team Jacob or a blood-sucking member of Team Edward, I think we can all have a sense of humor about the series’ totally over-the-top brooding and super-intense fan base. Plus, you get to stare at hotties Matt Lanter (as Edward Sullen) and Chris Riggi (as Jacob White) for two hours! What are you waiting for?!

1. EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW! ‘Vampires Suck’ Star Chris Riggi Is WAY Hotter Than Taylor Lautner!
2. EXCLUSIVE! Six Things You Didn’t Know About ‘Vampires Suck’ Star Chris Riggi!

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