Poor Jen! Her New Movie 'The Switch' Is Getting Horrible Reviews & She's Being Called The World's Most 'Depressing' Movie Star!

Fri, August 20, 2010 9:58am EDT by 23 Comments
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Jen is being called boring, forgettable, and a wannabe in reviews for her new film ‘The Switch!’ Even her 10-year-old son is a better actor say some!

It looks like Jennifer Aniston‘s new film The Switch is DEFINITELY not going to do as well as Angelina Jolie‘s Salt — the reviews are horrible! The Boston Globe says, “movies never had a star as depressing as Aniston” and the New York Times calls her boring, bland, and a “walking vanilla milkshake!” Even her 10-year-old costar and movie son Bryce Robinson is a better actor says Time Out New York!

It doesn’t stop there either! USA Today says Jen keeps picking, “forgettable roles in forgettable movies” and points out Jennifer Lopez already did this same role earlier this year in The Backup Plan!

Hopefully Jen can sell this movie with her charm and round of media promotions, because if the reviews are any indicator Jen might have a box office bomb this weekend!

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mimi tholsted

Posted at 12:01 PM on August 22, 2010  

She is becoming quite boring …and her voice in interviews lately, = she sounds like a man, not feminin at all and not funny…take a break and wait for a good script and take voicelessons, just good advice!

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get real

Posted at 12:27 PM on September 11, 2010  

like angelina jolie sound like a man too.

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Aniston is a Bore

Posted at 4:46 PM on August 21, 2010  

@lolo: No Salt starring Angelina Jolie actually did quite well in the Domestic Market. Variety reported it made over $100 million dollars & is expected to do twice as much overseas! Angie killed it at the box office. For a female- led action movie, that’s excellent! Jennifer’s co-star “Marley” was the draw for Marley & Me to make it Jen’s best opening ever! Jen & Megan Fox need to stop wasting their Vanilla-type talent & go back on TV. Oh wait – TV is bombing too, with lots of shows cancelled. Hollywood movies are terrible now, blame it on the internet. The Internet took down the CD too.

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get real

Posted at 12:26 PM on September 11, 2010  

no salt wasn’t a box office hit! it was a action movie and should have done a lot more! the karate kid made over 174 million in the US alone. salt cost 110 million to make and at least 90 million on all of her promotions, private jets with the children! the bounty hunter has made more profit than salt! the switch did exactly what was predicted at the box office opening weekend. did the same as drew barrymore’s movie! need to look at matt damon last 3 movies! no profit and losses, george clooneys lst 4 or 5 movies only one profit! matthew mccoughan 4 or 5 only one made a decent profit! stop picking on jen because of jolie! the a team! bradley cooper and all about steve his last two movies nothing – why not talk about him! all stars have movies that fail. however i loved the switch! my favorite romantic comedy since the proposal!!!!!!!

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pkz

Posted at 11:55 PM on August 20, 2010  

Poor Jen she’s one of the 5 highest paid actresses AND she can’t act! Sounds just awful.

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just my opinion

Posted at 11:07 PM on August 20, 2010  

Yeah, nothing as transparent as a post with nothing but the BAD reviews in it guys. Really? thats lame. And last i checked..twilight being a massive example..the everyday people who pay to see the movies, don’t give a damn what the critics have to say.

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Kara

Posted at 11:00 PM on August 20, 2010  

One reviewer called it Aniston’s 27th version of Rachel. Another critic said she was the worst part of the movie and was miscast. The movie just looks really bad and she phones it in every time. What do you expect from a film which features a woman impregnating herself with a turkey baster and then the Bateman character switches out the sperm so that she has kid without knowing about it. That’s just GROSS. What a horrible idea. AND, she produced the film herself. So, she’s responsible for the film all by herself.

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get real

Posted at 12:32 PM on September 11, 2010  

tunnel vision! you can belittle a movie you haven’t seen! the movie is really good! i have seen it twice! thomas should win an oscar for his performance. the bond that grows between bateman and thomas will make you cry it is so amazing. jennifer and bateman in the bedroom scene was awesome, so loving and caring – again i teared up! jennifer should have invited o’reilly to the premier as this movie shows how important fathers are! it is a comedy and juliette and jeff are fun! this movie has many meanings and if not for a few scenes could be another classic for children who have a different birth method than mom and dad! an amazing story and cast! a must see!

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mitch

Posted at 4:27 PM on October 2, 2010  

so far your comments only shows how fanatic and obsessed you are of this actor,j aniston. You and some j aniston fans have a tunnel vision in regards to her acting capabilities, so no matter what the professional critics says and although it’s right there in your face that she can’t act you will always proclaim her as the greatest actress ever.Now, be careful, because this kind of mentality gravitates towards craziness and maybe you and your buddies should start seeking psychiatric help.

 
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Sue

Posted at 8:35 PM on August 20, 2010  

This “Poor Jen” stuff is tired.Jen is the one who read the script and agreed to make this crap flim.BTW is going to flop,no doubt about that.

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Get Real!

Posted at 8:18 PM on August 20, 2010  

lolo,a brain is a terrible thing to waste!The Switch is going to FLOP.EVERY and I mean EVERY movie site is in agreement with this.The tracking numbers on Jens latest piece of crap are horrible.Sony has Angelina promoting Salt over seas because she is a BIG draw over there.Salt WILL clear over 250 million easily in the foreign market,trust.

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Megan

Posted at 5:17 PM on August 20, 2010  

You obviously have never heard of Rotten Tomatoes. The reviews and the rating for this movie are very good. Shame on you for this blatantly false post. If anybody doubts that you are a Jennifer Aniston hater, this will do it. I’ve known since your Star days, Bonnie. I think you had others fooled but not any more.

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scarla

Posted at 8:43 PM on August 20, 2010  

Rotten Tomatoes rates the movie as ‘rotten’. I’m sure it has its’ moments though and Jason Bateman is great.

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just my opinion

Posted at 11:03 PM on August 20, 2010  

Meh, rotten tomatoes also rated Twilight as “rotten”..which it totally was..and look how well it did anyways. And I agree, totally love jason bateman.

 
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huh

Posted at 5:16 PM on August 20, 2010  

management
Total Lifetime GrossesDomestic: $934,658 44.5%
+ Foreign: $1,163,412 55.5%

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= Worldwide: $2,098,070
biggest flop
bounty hunter make a little change because of gerry,marley and me the dog helped all the few hits she got she played second fiddle to leading man
when it comes to people who should not be famous she is one of them,this is all brads fault he should never have married her she would have been long gone

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huh

Posted at 5:11 PM on August 20, 2010  

@ lolo you jen fans make her look bad SALT is a huge hit it will make betwee 250 million world wide say what you want but let it be true

Total Lifetime GrossesDomestic: $106,485,093 56.2%
+ Foreign: $83,127,151 43.8%

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it passed 100 million mark angelina is in a league of her own donot compare her to certified loser aniston who cannot open a movie and can never be a movie star her last three movies bombed,MANAGEMENT did not make 1 million

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lolo

Posted at 4:44 PM on August 20, 2010  

SALT WAS A BIG FLOP!!That’s the reason they got her BONY BUTT out promoting it.

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mitch

Posted at 7:41 PM on September 1, 2010  

hey ,lolo, you must be really a die hard crazy aniston fanatic.Aniston did more promotion of her film than Jolie.Who was on a lot of talk shows-Aniston.She was on John stewart,j leno,and that mouthy attention –ore c handler show among other things.Crazy people only see one side of the situation.They don’t see anything even if the facts are right in front of their face.

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get real

Posted at 12:41 PM on September 11, 2010  

of course jennifer promoted her movie! however her promotion was free on the talk shows! flying a private jet with children wasn’t free and costly! 100 million for a action movie isn’t a hit! the karate kid made over 174 million in the US and The Other Guys will pass Salt – it isn’t a bomb but not a hit either! the bounty hunter at this point has made more profit than salt! switch only cost 19 million and will make it too! drew barrymore’s movie just came out and made the same opening as the switch with the cost being 35 million. these tabloids and angie fan can talk all the trash they want however jen still makes a profit. by the way management was an indie film which is in a different league unlike a mighty heart which was a bomb! changeling wasn’t a hit – wanted jolie wasn’t the main actor and neither was she in panda movie jack black was so those aren’t her hits! salt is hers and it is a hit or a bomb!

 
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Valerina Shaw

Posted at 12:15 PM on August 20, 2010  

Bonnie is nothing more but a HATER… You’re just mad cuz JA looks better than you and has more money… STFU already you bitter old beecchhhh

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Anonymous

Posted at 11:52 AM on August 20, 2010  

Well, she SHOULDN’T have said “retard” on TV like that … I would have thought that she was MUCH more media-savvy than that – God knows that she does enough interviews; she should know how to comport herself by now.

As far as being the “World’s Most Depressing Movie Star”, I disagree. That award(?) should go to her “Marley and Me”
co-star, OWEN WILSON.

I mean – he has a suicide attempt that he won’t address still hanging over his head, he sounds like he’s zonked out on anti-anxiety drugs/antidepressants in every movie he’s been in since “Drillbit Taylor” and just his general sad-sack demeanor – he’s a bummer, man!!

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melis

Posted at 10:29 AM on August 20, 2010  

What’s this a media hunt on her? Look at the reviews and you see that there are plenty good ones to.

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