Sources Say John Mayer Is Trying To Date Heidi Montag! The Apocalypse Is Near!

Thu, August 19, 2010 11:04am EST by Add first Comment


Did we hear this right? Supposedly the crooner that loves masturbation, John Mayer, wants to date Heidi Montag aka Miss Plastic!

Has John Mayer‘s love life finally jumped the shark? The rocker —  famous for making lewd, outrageous statements about another blonde conquest Jessica Simpson — is rumored to be pining over none other than Heidi Montag! Yeah, you read that right! John, 32, reportedly has the hots for the reality queen, who is in the process of divorcing her psycho husband Spencer Pratt.

“John has already started flirting and asking her out,” a source close to the wannabe Barbie tells the UK’s Reveal. “She’s flattered, but not yet convinced. He’s very good-looking and charming, but his reputation is a bit of a turn-off. As soon as Heidi filed for divorce, John swooped in on her. He likes the Barbie doll, no-brains type of girl. But Heidi is still raw over her split with Spencer. At heart, she’s a very conservative, old-fashioned girl from Colorado.”

Right … an old-fashioned girl who underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one sitting! We’re not sure if we totally believe John, who dated A-listers like Jennifer Aniston in 2008 and Jessica in 2006, would truly lower his standards like this. But maybe no one in Hollywood will come near the singer who is constantly bragging about his sexual conquests.

What do you think HollywoodLifers? Will John and Heidi become “Maytag?”

—Chloe Melas