‘The Jersey Shore’ Cast Stocks Up On Summer Essentials — Vodka, Condoms & Laundry Detergent!

Wed, August 18, 2010 9:00pm EST by 1 Comment

Who needs food? The Jersey Shore cast members know what necessary to keep their bodies satisfied this summer!

Perhaps the Jersey Shore crew should consider changing their motto from ‘GTL’ to ‘GTBS’ – Gym, Tanning, Booze, Sex. Why? Just check out what the cast had delivered to their Seaside Heights, NJ summer house last weekend!

Snooki, Pauly D, The Situation & the gang received cases of condoms, vodka, ‘GTL’ bags with sunless tanner, detergent and free gym memberships from Moishe’s Mobile Storage last week.

Hey, at least we know they’ll be fit and kind of clean when the vodka sets in to impair bad decisions…Are you listening, Snooki? We know you just plead ‘not guilty’ to charges of annoying people!

Laura Schreffler

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just my opinion

Posted at 7:33 PM on August 19, 2010  

all this headline tells me is that the only thing clean about these people are their clothes! …and thats probably just occasionally.

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