EXCLUSIVE! Jennifer Aniston, We’ve Found Your Perfect Guy — WWE Superstar Ted DiBiase Wants To Date You!

Mon, August 16, 2010 3:22pm EDT by 7 Comments

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Check out HollywoodLife.com’s top five reasons why this hunky pro wrestler is the perfect man for Ms. Aniston!

Forget the sperm bank, Jennifer Aniston. We’ve got the perfect husband and baby daddy for you! Yes, he’s asked for our help and so we at HollywoodLife.com are going to play matchmaker for you and sexy WWE stud Ted DiBiase. Ted, Jennifer. Jennifer, Ted.

“Oh wow, I am a big Jennifer Aniston fan! I mean I like the girl nextdoor,” the 27-year-old pro wrestler gushed to HollywoodLife.com at WWE’s Summer Slam kick-off party in Hollywood August 13, adding, “That’s kind of it. I don’t know can you hook that up for me? Reach out to them, have [her] give me a call. Please call me!”

Clearly, this is our job to make magic happen – and when we think about it, we think these two could make a perfect match…and here are our top five reasons why!

1. HE is chasing YOU.

2. He’s young, looks great in underwear and you can fire your bodyguards cause he’s all the protection you need!

3. He travels all year for work, so not only will he give you space, absence makes the heart grow fonder!

4. It is a proven fact that women named Jennifer work well with wrestlers. Jennifer Hudson and WWE Superstar David Otunga are the perfect example!

5. He can totally beat up Brad Pitt.

Russ Weakland

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john

Posted at 4:31 PM on August 21, 2010  

oh yeah and this is not john cena either

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john

Posted at 4:31 PM on August 21, 2010  

its a different john from north dakota but i will not say my last name

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john

Posted at 4:30 PM on August 21, 2010  

Do you really have to shout it out Ted dibiase and the reason of why u two are a perfect match is stupid considering. One he is chasing you sounds creepy, two he may look good but i have seen other wrestlers beat him up, three woman may want some personal space, but they also want thier man at home with them, four I can’t comment on cause I don’t know, and five Brad pit is an actor not a wrestler, and some of the wrestlers can beat you up. Oh yeah and you need a bodygaurd yourself it looks like by the way you pay for one. LMAO

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Koichi Ito

Posted at 6:08 AM on August 17, 2010  

Jennifer Aniston don’t want to date dumb athletes! She want to get married to rich European or Middle Eastern Aristocrat or Royality! She could be married to Grand Duke of Tuscany or Emir of Dubai!

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galey

Posted at 6:43 PM on August 16, 2010  

Yuk….not appealing in the least….does not look like Jen’s “type” to me!

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Stacie

Posted at 6:15 PM on August 16, 2010  

Only one problem…..He’s married.

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Wrestler 1

Posted at 4:56 PM on August 16, 2010  

He is perfect for her, she should jump on him in a minute!

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