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EXCLUSIVE! Watch Out Snooki — Your Ex Emilio Has Moved On To An 'Updated Version' Of You!

Fri, August 13, 2010 12:56pm EDT by 11 Comments


Yikes! Snooki’s ex Emilio has definitely moved on … to a girl that looks exactly like her!

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi‘s ex boyfriend Emilio Masella has moved on … to “an updated version of Snooki!”  Emilio told EXCLUSIVELY about his new friend Jade, “I’ve been hooking up with her since Nicole left me. She’s my booty call and I can call her whenever I’m in Connecticut!”

After the heartbreak of finding out that Snooki cheated on him with Vinny Guadagnino while they were still together, Emilio decided to give his “booty-call” a ring (Emilio found out about this whole scenario when the Jersey Shore episode aired on Aug. 12). “She’s good in bed,” Emilio bragged. “Snooki isn’t that good!” Wow.

“Jade — I’ve hooked up with her before,” Emilio continued. “She has a big ass and  beautiful blue eyes. She’s a dancer for Interscope Records and is way hotter [than Snooki]!”

Emilio even hooked up up with Jade last night after celebrating his 22nd birthday at Terminal 110 in New Haven,  CT. “I had no ride so  she had to bring me home. And then she came inside. I did body shots at home, not in public!”

The irony is however, if Emilio is moving on, did he really go that far? Jade looks exactly like Snooki — right down to the poof! I guess guys just have a specific type they’re attracted to.

– Lindsey DiMattina