EXCLUSIVE! Watch Out Snooki — Your Ex Emilio Has Moved On To An 'Updated Version' Of You!

Fri, August 13, 2010 12:56pm EDT by 11 Comments

081310_snooki_XXXX_jade-and-i

Yikes! Snooki’s ex Emilio has definitely moved on … to a girl that looks exactly like her!

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi‘s ex boyfriend Emilio Masella has moved on … to “an updated version of Snooki!”  Emilio told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY about his new friend Jade, “I’ve been hooking up with her since Nicole left me. She’s my booty call and I can call her whenever I’m in Connecticut!”

After the heartbreak of finding out that Snooki cheated on him with Vinny Guadagnino while they were still together, Emilio decided to give his “booty-call” a ring (Emilio found out about this whole scenario when the Jersey Shore episode aired on Aug. 12). “She’s good in bed,” Emilio bragged. “Snooki isn’t that good!” Wow.

“Jade — I’ve hooked up with her before,” Emilio continued. “She has a big ass and  beautiful blue eyes. She’s a dancer for Interscope Records and is way hotter [than Snooki]!”

Emilio even hooked up up with Jade last night after celebrating his 22nd birthday at Terminal 110 in New Haven,  CT. “I had no ride so  she had to bring me home. And then she came inside. I did body shots at home, not in public!”

The irony is however, if Emilio is moving on, did he really go that far? Jade looks exactly like Snooki — right down to the poof! I guess guys just have a specific type they’re attracted to.

- Lindsey DiMattina

Leave a Reply

To comment, please fill in the fields below, enter your comment and select the Comment button.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

View Comment

Betsy

Posted at 9:26 PM on January 9, 2011  

1st of noone cares what snooki’s ex is doing! He just wants to be “famous” he is always posting stuff about snooki. Like get over her and move on! You live in east haven wanna be “guido” my friends know jade and she’s young so instead of being famous you should be arrested!

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Olivia

Posted at 9:56 PM on August 20, 2010  

That’s messed up. how is he gonna say that he cheated oh her.? He might be really cute. but what a dumbass.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Olivia

Posted at 9:57 PM on August 20, 2010  

Plus. that bitch is ugly.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

nene

Posted at 3:22 AM on August 15, 2010  

haha she does looke like snooki!!

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

catherine

Posted at 6:34 PM on August 14, 2010  

If she’s 17, that’s illegal, unless her parents know they are having sex, which I highly doubt by the sound of things.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Molly

Posted at 3:17 PM on August 13, 2010  

i think this is really sad,
i graduated a year before jade in 09, i went to lauralton hall with her!
why is emilio going for girls who are just out of highschool?

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

you wishh

Posted at 2:46 PM on August 13, 2010  

they forgot to mention that shes 17.. and she doesnt look like snooki at all. noone cares about snooki’s ex shes the only reason hes “anything” right now, and he just wants attention and to look like hes moved on and better then her. plus its not cool to go around bragging about all the girls you hooked up with, honestly how old are you? noone cares.. next

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

GUEST

Posted at 2:30 PM on August 13, 2010  

They left out a BIG part about jade in this article.
She just graduated in may, from HIGHSCHOOL.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Sammi

Posted at 2:23 PM on August 13, 2010  

SHE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE SNOOKI WHAT ARE YOU ALL TALKIN ABOUT?

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

bay-bay

Posted at 12:47 AM on August 14, 2010  

SNOOKI IZ WAY PRETTIER

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Olivia

Posted at 9:58 PM on August 20, 2010  

TRUE.

 
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 7,877 other followers