Jake Pavelka & Rachel Uchitel — Hot New Couple Alert?

Fri, August 6, 2010 10:06am EDT by 5 Comments
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Getty Images, Splashnews.com

Don’t count on it! Jake reportedly turned down Tiger’s lady-on-the-side when she asked for a date.

Did Jake Pavelka suddenly get standards? A new report from RadarOnline.com claims that Tiger Woods‘ #1 hooch Rachel Uchitel e-mailed one of Fakey Jakey‘s best friends asking to be set up on a date with him — and he rejected her! “Jake thinks she’s probably a ‘nice girl’ but isn’t looking to date anytime soon,” Jake’s friend tells the site.

It’s really a shame this couple didn’t blossom. I mean, Rachel’s a hot mess all on her own — but throw cheese-ball pilot Jake into the mix and you’ve got yourself a reality show I would kill to see. So much fame-whoring, desperation and layers of makeup. Ratings gold!

– Andy Swift

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CLB

Posted at 2:56 PM on August 6, 2010  

Good for Him!!! Not everyone is a fool to get involve with a w*h*o*r*e*/walking STD like this one!!! Rachel Uglitel is a NOBODY that WANNA BE RICH and IMPORTANT!!! But, everyone already knows who this woman is!!! She is a shameless, immoral W*H*O*R*E* and a married men’s extortionist, who has tried everything to trap a rich$$$ man with her ugly silicone enhanced plastic body and pervert, kinky sex and so far, has failed badly!! She is now desperately portraying herself as a victim, trying to repair her w*h*o*r*e* image but it is too little, too late. She keeps contacting everyone, the media and reality shows, trying at all cost to stay in the news for revenge and spite but her time seems to be running out!!!

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disco

Posted at 1:01 PM on August 6, 2010  

omg this is so awesome. Its the best match up ever.

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mimi tholsted

Posted at 12:10 PM on August 6, 2010  

Can we get this 2 people out…….they are not interesting at all?

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harkwork

Posted at 11:47 AM on August 6, 2010  

“2010 newest, most fashionable bag all in ******”“N i c e “G r a d e” B a g s”,*****
including “L V” “GUC CI””Her-mes”,”Cha-nel”,”D-&-G”…. but oh well F-ree M-ail”

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galey

Posted at 11:30 AM on August 6, 2010  

I don’t think Jake is the “bad guy” everyone makes him out to be and this article only substantiated that remark. Not many people would back down from the chance to make millions and possibly be famous – I think Jake just went about it the wrong way not having any experience with “Hollywood” and it turned out to be way more cut throat then he ever expected.He’s been laying low lately and can’t say the same about Vienna.

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