Jake Pavelka & Rachel Uchitel — Hot New Couple Alert?

Fri, August 6, 2010 10:06am EDT by 5 Comments
Getty Images, Splashnews.com

Getty Images, Splashnews.com

Don’t count on it! Jake reportedly turned down Tiger’s lady-on-the-side when she asked for a date.

Did Jake Pavelka suddenly get standards? A new report from RadarOnline.com claims that Tiger Woods‘ #1 hooch Rachel Uchitel e-mailed one of Fakey Jakey‘s best friends asking to be set up on a date with him — and he rejected her! “Jake thinks she’s probably a ‘nice girl’ but isn’t looking to date anytime soon,” Jake’s friend tells the site.

It’s really a shame this couple didn’t blossom. I mean, Rachel’s a hot mess all on her own — but throw cheese-ball pilot Jake into the mix and you’ve got yourself a reality show I would kill to see. So much fame-whoring, desperation and layers of makeup. Ratings gold!

– Andy Swift

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