Consider this my official bid for Kate Gosselin to join Snooki, The Situation and their crew as an honorary guidette. She tans 24/7, works out twice a day AND does laundry for eight little kids!
MTV, you should have thought long and hard before hiring new Jersey Shore girl Deena Nicole – especially when you had Kate Gosselin at your disposal. OK, so she may not be Italian, but the 35-year-old Kate Plus 8 star IS a perfect fit – and I’m going to tell you why!
When I saw that Kate spent a full three hours pampering herself and working on her ‘color’ at a spa in her hometown of Reading, Penn. July 31, the idea slowly but surely began to grow in my mind. Although she isn’t nearly as orange as the Shore crew, Kate definitely isn’t afraid of a little fake sun – the woman could quite possibly rival Britney Spears for her addiction to fake ‘n baking.
We certainly all know how amazing Kate looks lately! She’s dropped more than 15 lbs. in the last year, due to a newfound addiction to exercise. In fact, we hear that the reality star sometimes even jogs twice a day! Yeah, she could definitely give gym rats Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and DJ Pauly D a run for their money in that department.
And who knows more about doing laundry than a mom? Jon Gosselin’s ex is in charge of washing, drying and folding for her eight little Gosselings – which is certainly no mean feat.
As for drinking, well, I’m not sure anyone can hold a candle to Snooki’s hot mess behavior – but Kate MUST let loose with her girlfriends every once in a while. Right?
GTL baby, GTL!
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Posted at 1:59 PM on August 4, 2010
Kate’s has “people” to do her laundry, didn’t you know that Laura?? I am sure she has forgotten HOW to do laundry, it has been so long since she has HAD to do it. Kate has ONE GF, but confessed to drinking her wine ALONE. So not sure if they go drinking and partying. I am SURE they do not, though, the paps would have documented THAT event for sure. I don’t think Kate has a social life at all. Orange? I think she does catch up to Snooki on the orange thing. Snooki dresses like a hooker. WELL so does KATE. Her “no boob job” bigger boobs are always showing now a days. But otherwise MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. They are ALL famous for being INFAMOUS. :)