Thank God for Snooki! Most of the Jersey Shore season premiere was a snoozefest, but she made it funny. I’ve got her five best quotes from the hour right here!
Did everybody catch the second season premiere of Jersey Shore on July 29? To be perfectly honest, the gang’s first episode in Miami was a lot of Sammi whining, Angelina pretending like she doesn’t care that all the girls hate her, and “The Situation” babbling on about grenades and making that ridiculous Popeye face every five minutes. You know the one I’m talking about. Fortunately, everyone’s favorite turnip tip Snooki was there to keep us laughing.
Snooki’s five best lines of the night:
|Snooki gets political: “I don’t tan anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. I feel like he did that specifically for us. McCain would never do that, because he’s pale and probably wants to get tan. Obama doesn’t have that problem. Obviously.”|
|Snooki discovers fried pickles: “Eating fried pickles was a life-changing experience.”|
|Snooki knows her American history: “I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ ’20s washing clothes in the sink.”|
|Snooki loves Angelina: “You don’t deserve to be here. You’re a white rat and you’re disgusting.”|
|Snooki likes being tan, bitch: “I like being tan, bitch!”|
Judging from the scenes from the rest of the season, things definitely pick up. I have high hopes for the rest of the Jersey gang’s time down in Miami — especially the knock-down, drag-out fight. between J-Woww and Sammi. Even mah girl Snooki gets in on some fist-to-fist action! Call me a sucker, but I love a good girlfight!
Here’s the trailer for the rest of the season. Enjoy, juice-heads!