Bonnie Says: Levi Johnston, Get A Condom! You're Accused Of Getting Another Ex-Girlfriend Pregnant!

Fri, July 30, 2010 5:49pm EDT by 3 Comments
Bonnie Says: Levi Johnston, Get A Condom! You're Accused Of Getting Another Ex-Girlfriend Pregnant!

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Poor Bristol Palin — just when she thought she could marry her baby daddy and live happily ever after with their 18-month-old son Tripp, she now learns Levi may have gotten his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia, pregnant!

And Lanesia Garcia just happens to be Bristol Palin‘s ex-best friend — as in Lanesia Garcia and Bristol were BFFs until Bristol stole Levi Johnston from Lanesia. Got that?

In any case, Levi apparently went running back into the arms (and bed) of Lanesia after Bristol originally broke off their engagement — and now Lenesia is pregnant, according to the National Enquirer.

Levi is denying his paternity, but Bristol is still apparently having second thoughts about going through with her wedding to Levi…. well duh!!!

But honestly — what’s wrong with Levi? Is he so broke that he can’t afford a box of condoms? Is he so clueless that he didn’t learn after ONE unexpected baby, that young women in their teens tend to be VERY fertile?

Clearly, Bristol’s efforts to promote pre-martial abstinence are falling on deaf ears in her inner circle!

Levi, you better get an education and get a job. And while you’re at it, take a course in birth control!

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pshela spee

Posted at 1:16 AM on August 2, 2010  

HURT OF CONDOM
WHICH USED AS CONTRACEPTIVE
TO PREVENT PRAGNANCY IN
WOMEN
_______________________

When the man using
CONDOMS
As contraceptive the woman
Become mad and crazy.
this duo to the semen of
Man is remaining In the CONDOMS
And it was not ejaculated and dropping in
Vagina of women there is not sweet taste for
Sex meeting .
Like that you are drinking tea or coffee with out
Sugar the coffee or tea is not sweet it is bitter.

Semen
Of man is like Sugar it make the coitus and
Sex meeting sweet to woman
The sex meeting
Sweet With out
CONDOMS
When man is not Using
CONDOMS
In sex meeting with woman the
Semen of man will Ejaculated and dropping and
Falling in vagina of Woman then the semen is
Absorbed by vagina wall and inter the blood
Circulation and reached the brain
Then the women mind become in a convenience
Mood and good feeling she is not be a Madden Or Crazy woman
______________________

ADVICE FOR YOU
_______________________
To good enjoy and pleasure in your sexual live
And good ERECTION of your CLITORIS i give
You this ADVICE

STOP

Practice reading and writing
Because practice reading and writing
Loosening and lowering the SEXUAL ability and power of you.
GO TO LIVE IN Villages and forestry far from cities and towns
Practice READING and WRITING make you unusual
Woman or SADOMITE (SODOMY) women..
_
_________________________________

SO WE HAVE NEW METHOD FOR
CONTRACEPTION

————————————————————————————————–

BARLEY AS CONTRACEPTIVE AND
SEX TONIC FOR MEN AND WOMEN
___________________________

BREAKFAST
* Barley loaf – bread
* Margarine
* Jam
* Tea or coffee
________________________

LUNCH
* Barley loaf – bread
* Grill ham
* Salad – (Cucumber, celery, Pepper, lettuce(
* Pickly – mayonnaise
* Pepsi cola
______________________________

DINNER
* Barley loaf – bread
* Fried egg in vegetable oil – With out shaking the yolk
* Prawns
* Oyster
* Shrimp
* Salad – ( Cucumber, celery, pepper, lettuce (
___________________________________

IT IS FORBIDDEN TO EAT THE
Following FOOD cause it increase
Fertility in WOMEN and MEN
—————————————–
* RICE
* HONEY
* FRUITS = (DATE – GRAPE – FIG – APPLE –
APRICOT – BANANA – PEACH ……..etc)
* OVINE MEAT (SHEEP)
* BOVINE MEAT (COW)
* FISH
_____________________________________________________
The statistical indication of Successfulness of this method is finding Out in population of
CHINA
Cause they depend on RICE since old or ancient times
_______________________________________

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galey

Posted at 11:03 PM on July 30, 2010  

Is it just me or does Bristol look PG?

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msfaye

Posted at 9:33 PM on July 30, 2010  

these people are clearly trailer trash. and the mother wants to be president and the white american public thinks she is the greatest politican sense teddy rosevelt. so the majority of white americans are trailer trash lovin, to much drama havin, messy as all get out palin family soap opera. no wonder we are in the shape as a country we are in.

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