Happy 17th Birthday Taylor Momsen — You’re Officially The Queen B Of The Brat Pack!

Mon, July 26, 2010 8:00pm EDT by 9 Comments
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How’s this for the ultimate birthday present? We’re giving you a crown, Ms. Momsen – and oh, how you’ve earned it!

Miley Cyrus may have paved the way for spoiled behavior, but since today, July 26,  IS Taylor Momsen’s 17th birthday and all, we thought we’d gift her with the Queen Brat title instead.

But why does Taylor deserve the honor of being called the Queen B of the modern day Brat Pack? Let HollywoodLife.com count the ways…

#1 You wear hooker heels and your underwear in public – and then call it high fashion! We call it showing off the goods – and like our mama always said, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

#2 You’re making the music community hate you – and you don’t care! You recently said your band, the Pretty Reckless, was “the only real rock band” on the Warped Tour. So what does that make 3OH3!, the All-American Rejects and Everclear – chopped liver?

#3 Role Model? HAH! Have you forgotten that you’re on one of the most influential teen shows (Gossip Girl) in the country? Young girls look up to you – but you don’t care! Instead, you tell your young fans you’ll give them T-shirts if they show you their t**s!

#4 You think wearing raccoon-like eye makeup makes you look good. Honey, it doesn’t. You look like you need a shower…or seventeen.

#5 Your vibrator is your best friend? That’s just sad. We advise you to get a new BFF – one that actually speaks to you and doesn’t just buzz when it’s happy. Just saying.

#6 You NEVER hang out with your Gossip Girl cast members. Why be a diva? Can’t you all just get along? We swear, Blake, Penn and the gang are all FUN!

#7 You’re rewarded for your bad behavior, as only the biggest brats are. Yep, that means that despite all the rude things you say and do, you still scored two plum gigs: the face of Madonna’s new teen fashion line, Material Girl, AND being the face of John Galliano’s new perfume.

#8 You dissed Miley. Which is why you’ve taken her title as Queen B(RAT). Congratulations.

Laura Schreffler

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Taylorisawesome

Posted at 2:01 PM on May 1, 2011  

To the Retard who wrote this stupid post, if you dont like her then why would you make it worse? Let her be. I swear some people jealous and hating on her because shes 17 with a beautiful voice and a successful singer. She looks beautiful the way she is so leave her alone. Your just one of those people who have nothing better in life except posting crap on the computer all day and fight over it, and Hun, I’m just setting up a point not an argument. Next Time STOP Judging your really a Immature Thing.Trolls like you make me sick.

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Marc

Posted at 2:15 PM on December 10, 2010  

This is not an article, it is nothing but criticism. But Criticism seems to be the defining attribute of this generation. We love our hurtful words.

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iako

Posted at 1:32 PM on August 12, 2010  

what stupid articles are on this site?????

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katrina

Posted at 7:16 PM on August 7, 2010  

What an immature article. Who are you to judge? No one has the right to.

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Kit

Posted at 10:14 AM on July 29, 2010  

Taylor rocks. So keep staying in your little box judging everything against your morals. Your most likely a bit of teen popper trash who sucks her thumb at night.

Taylor will keep rocking with the dark crowd where rock was born. Call her when you are ready to get out of the kiddie pool.

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catherine

Posted at 12:55 AM on July 28, 2010  

This article is a disgrace to human life.
And, 3OH!3 isn’t a rock band. Is that some silly joke?

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rebecca

Posted at 2:29 AM on July 27, 2010  

i HATE this whore!!she is such a wannabe!!get a life bitch!!

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ally

Posted at 12:34 AM on July 27, 2010  

i don’t really like her, but i mean come on its her birthday can’t you give her a break for just this day?

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Katherine

Posted at 10:16 PM on July 26, 2010  

wow…this is so mean…..

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