Maybe life behind bars won’t be so bad after all!
Lindsay Lohan, we know you were worried about having to give up your beloved pills and junk food while in the slammer, but according to new TMZ reports, you should have plenty of both! According to the site, you’re allowed to take quite a few drugs, including Adderall and Ambien (but don’t go sharing any with Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel!)
As for making your stomach smile, there’s apparently a veritable cornucopia of munchies available to you through the Keefe Commissary Network Gift Pack Program! For just $22.73, TMZ reports, you can get your hands on:
- Spicy Velveeta Refried Bean
- Spam
- Kit Kat Bar
- Vanilla Creme Cookies
- Cheese Curls
- Country Time Raspberry Lemonade
- Lime Chili Ramen
- Flour Tortillas
- Cupcakes
Your favorite pills and your favorite foods? Let’s look at the bright side here, Lindsay. Jail sounds sweet!

