Sorry, Lindsay Lohan, But Your New Lawyer Says You’re Going To Jail!

Fri, July 16, 2010 7:35pm EST by 30 Comments

Celebrity lawyer Robert Shapiro says he’ll only represent the troubled hard-partying starlet if she follows judge Marsha Revel’s orders to a T – and that includes refusing to fight her 90-day jail sentence!

Lindsay Lohan, you’re getting some tough love from your new lawyer, Robert Shapiro. He says he’ll only represent you if you play by the rules!

“I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all of the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel,” Shapiro, O.J. Simpson’s former attorney, said in a statement July 16.

That’s right: Jail and rehab are definites for the 24-year-old actress – and there will be no more missing court dates! “Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with,” Shapiro said, adding, “Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan’s long term recovery and sobriety.”

Shapiro, 67, lost his son Brent in 2005 to an apparent overdose, which inspired him to found the rehab facility The Pickford Lots, which Lindsay checked into on June 14.

–Anna Dimond

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Eryn

Posted at 1:31 PM on July 19, 2010  

Sorry Lindsey your going down, it will give you a chance to detox and will for you to prioritize what you want to do for your life. 1st off tell your parents to butt out, they are only in it for your money!

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gbtw

Posted at 3:04 PM on July 19, 2010  

in fairness, i don’t think they are only in it for the money… but, it definitely skews their ability to think straight. i don’t know if these two would have a clue how to guide their child even if money weren’t involved tho. let’s be real.

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dennis

Posted at 7:00 AM on July 17, 2010  

Its the old story. Two sets of rules… one for the haves and another for the have nots. Same with politicians.

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redman

Posted at 6:50 AM on July 17, 2010  

she need to be in jail she need help if she don’t get help i don’t know will happy to Lindsay lohan see she think that she can get a way what everything she do just got money that all she think she can buy her way out got all that money can do crazy stuff her mother look like she don’t won’t to help her own daughter she know her daughter need help a long time go her mother is just about that money that what she love that why she won’t help her daughter that is so sad I will pray for u Lindsay good bless

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mountain made

Posted at 1:17 PM on July 17, 2010  

Have you no sense of grammer, sentence structure or how to write a decent paragraph? Where the heck did you go to school? Your rant makes no sense without periods, commas, etc. While you pray for this spoiled brat pray yourself and your total lack of writing and communication skills. I suggest that you invest in a good book on written communicaton and grammer.

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believe

Posted at 8:10 PM on July 17, 2010  

Mountain Made:

grammar, not “grammer”

Before you criticize the writing of others, check yours.

 
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Debbue

Posted at 5:46 AM on July 17, 2010  

Unless it’s a bad picture, Lindsay looks like a meth addict to me. It looks like there are sores on her face which is typical for meth user.

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Techni

Posted at 3:34 AM on July 17, 2010  

Wait, so this douche will let OJ get away with murder. But Lohan must go to jail for abusing herself?

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sky

Posted at 5:09 AM on July 17, 2010  

Its proof of her doings..this is her falt nobody elses..there is no proof oj killed anybody.please.

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gbtw

Posted at 2:18 PM on July 19, 2010  

whoa. that trial went on for a LONG time. know why? because there was LOTS of proof! he got off b/c the police mishandled some evidence, and the jurors didn’t feel comfortable “beyond a reasonable doubt”… that doesn’t mean there was no evidence. we’ll never know for certain unless o.j. finally confesses, but, there was evidence- make no mistake about that.

 
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mark

Posted at 12:14 AM on July 17, 2010  

Hank
you do make sense but she IS special , just like Paris.
like it or not
and Lilo beside being special is also talented.

then again why that french pervert (polansky) gets “deals” and leaves the Country and now gets all the excuses ? After all the french pervert DID something wrong , Lilo and paris in jail and he’s enjoying the admiration of the lefty rich and intellectual morons hypocrites . He raped a little girl for pete’s sake.. what Lilo and Paris did again?

come on…

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mountain made

Posted at 1:23 PM on July 17, 2010  

This post, like others, lacks a coherrent argument due to its total lack of grammer. Can’t you idiots pass an 8th grade English class? Where are you people getting your education? I’d like to know, because I damn sure wouldn’t want my kids in that school. My guess is that you people don’t have much education and are just too damn lazy to care about it. Leave off with your postings until you learn to construct a decent remark that makes sense. If I wrote so poorly I’d be too embarrassed to expose my ignorance. Idiots.

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Elle

Posted at 12:31 PM on July 18, 2010  

Then I guess you should be embarrassed by your ignorance. You, too, write poorly. Again, as someone already pointed out it’s “grammar” (you claim to love it but you can’t spell it). And “coherent” (one “r,” not two). Not to mention your colloquial and dialectal use of “I damn sure wouldn’t want my kids” . . . Not exactly textbook grammar.

Before you are nasty to others, make sure that your own words pass your own litmus test.

The mark of real education is learning that you don’t know as much as you thought you did. Be nice.

From: A professional writer and educator. . . I think a double PhD counts as passing an 8th grade English class.

 
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Elle

Posted at 12:32 PM on July 18, 2010  

By the way, many of the people on these blogs don’t speak English as a first language. How would you do having to work and function in their language. Lighten up, buddy.

 
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gbtw

Posted at 2:21 PM on July 19, 2010  

and another thing… get off your high horse. anyone with half a brain can understand what point these people are trying to make even if they aren’t proofing for proper grammar. just b/c the rest of your life sucks, please do not get on this website and try to run around belittling people. your condescending attitude is much more inappropriate an offensive than some grammar mistakes.

 
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woodyc

Posted at 12:04 AM on July 17, 2010  

a rack like that does not belong in jail

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michelle

Posted at 1:39 AM on July 17, 2010  

yeah, she FINALLY doesn’t look like a 12 year old boy anymore ^_^

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mountain made

Posted at 1:36 PM on July 17, 2010  

Do the crime, do the time. Looks don’t matter to the law or the judges. Next time that “rack” might be running down your loved one or yourself. In the case of the latter, I suppose one could argue that the world is better off without such a ignorant, sexist person as yourself walking about. I doubt that you vote. Please keep it that way.

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Brian

Posted at 9:41 PM on July 16, 2010  

Whats with Lindsey going to jail? I thought she said she would kill herself first. Come on Lindsey just make sure the gun is loaded and put the barrel in your mouth. Squeeze the trigger and make that statement against authority. That will teach them! No using pills you may live and be rendered even more retarded. Of course if you want some serious publicity drench yourself in gasoline and light up..figure your bony ass would burn for a few and get all the paparazzi action you seek. Oh well, maybe will all get lucky ands some dyke in prison will slash her throat when she refuses to go down on her or take a broom up her butt..

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michelle

Posted at 1:39 AM on July 17, 2010  

haha nice :-D

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mark

Posted at 9:34 PM on July 16, 2010  

LOL

this is a really nice try. a Lawyer playing “tough” with his Client? I can’t stop laughing.
why? read between the lines: a real good a$$kissing (to the Judge and the whole system) and at the same time the “medical” thingy and “disease” thingy)

no kidding… really?

Jail yes or maybe not

look how “tough” I am

that said I’m with Lilo , all the way about this.

that french pervert gets excuses and she goes to jail?

pllleeeeaaaaaassssseeeee

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Hank Hollman

Posted at 8:44 PM on July 16, 2010  

Sam T. says “stop hating on Lindsey”. It’s NOT hate, but rather a serious assessment that this girl is WAY out of control and believes herself above the rules of society & the law. No, constant DUI’s, drug blackouts and ignoring the consequences … you or I would already be in jail without anyone’s sympathy. She cannot go on endangering peoples lives with her recklessness; next time she’s DUI maybe it will be your car – or family member – she runs into and injures. NO, she MUST go to jail and learn she is not as special as she thinks she is. I don’t think that will stop her, but it might slow her down a little; in her case any improvement is welcome.

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Dogg

Posted at 8:39 PM on July 16, 2010  

In Order To Be Free, You Must Be Obedient!
So Lindsy baby…STFU and go quietly to your cell.
You made your Cake!

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Wayne

Posted at 8:43 PM on July 16, 2010  

Hey dogg
You go to hell before talk bad to some one else.

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Sam T.

Posted at 8:34 PM on July 16, 2010  

whoever says lindsay needs to go to jail should be sent to prison as well – stop hating on lindsay!!!

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Aaron

Posted at 9:58 PM on July 16, 2010  

We all have made mistakes, the point is to learn from them!!Lindsay hasen’t learn, we all should be held to the same standards, the free rides are over. The childhood star days are over, join the adults in real life, no more sitting at the kiddie table! If she ever hit my car,I would go to jail because my foot would go to backside!! All the wus needed was an old fashion parenting, none of this crap of parent and child being on the same level.

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michelle

Posted at 1:41 AM on July 17, 2010  

? stop your whining….. 90 days is absolutely nothing at all….. get over it :-/

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mountain made

Posted at 1:30 PM on July 17, 2010  

So, just because I don’t drool over this spoiled brat that thinks she is above the law I should go to jail? We live in a democracy and I have the right to FREE SPEECH! I have no hate for any person living, but if I did that is not against the law. Many of my family have dedicated their lives to ensuring that people like you don’t get to dictate to the rest of us. I hope that you learn what the Constitution means, and I hope that you understand that in this country we don’t lock up people for opinoions, but actions. Like Ms. Lohan’s disregard for public safety and the laws that protect us from drunks and demigogs. Look it up idiot.

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believe

Posted at 8:15 PM on July 17, 2010  

Mountain Made:

It’s demagogue, not demigog. Unless you mean “demigod”, which would make even less sense than most of what you have written.

It is amusing when you call other people idiots. You should take a good hard look at yourself first.

 
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gbtw

Posted at 3:06 PM on July 19, 2010  

you could make much more forceful arguments if you did not resort to hysterical name calling. also, you should know that you often are treated with more respect when you treat others respectfully.

 
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