Sorry, Lindsay Lohan, But Your New Lawyer Says You’re Going To Jail!

Fri, July 16, 2010 7:35pm EDT by 30 Comments

Celebrity lawyer Robert Shapiro says he’ll only represent the troubled hard-partying starlet if she follows judge Marsha Revel’s orders to a T – and that includes refusing to fight her 90-day jail sentence!

Lindsay Lohan, you’re getting some tough love from your new lawyer, Robert Shapiro. He says he’ll only represent you if you play by the rules!

“I have agreed to represent Ms. Lohan on the condition that she complies with all of the terms of her probation, including a requirement of jail time that was imposed by Judge Marsha Revel,” Shapiro, O.J. Simpson’s former attorney, said in a statement July 16.

That’s right: Jail and rehab are definites for the 24-year-old actress – and there will be no more missing court dates! “Ms. Lohan is suffering from a disease that I am all too familiar with,” Shapiro said, adding, “Hopefully, I can be of assistance to Ms. Lohan and Judge Revel in implementing a treatment approach recommended by medical professionals for Ms. Lohan’s long term recovery and sobriety.”

Shapiro, 67, lost his son Brent in 2005 to an apparent overdose, which inspired him to found the rehab facility The Pickford Lots, which Lindsay checked into on June 14.

–Anna Dimond