Hey Drew Barrymore, Better Run While You Still Can! Osama Bin Laden’s Son Wants To Date You!

Fri, July 16, 2010 8:00pm EST by 5 Comments

Can you imagine anything worse than being part of the bin Laden fam? The terrorist’s son is on the market for a new GF – and wants to date Drew!

Drew Barrymore, can you imagine anything more terrifying than being related to a man responsible for 9/11? Watch out: the Saudi Arabian terrorist’s son is newly single and he’s coming after YOU!

“I want to go to America, and I would love to meet Drew Barrymore,” Osama’s scrap metal dealer son, who split from wife Zaina last month, told The Sun. “I am single now and she is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.”

While the 29-year-old is the son of the world’s most wanted man, don’t expect him to follow in his father’s footsteps. He confessed a love of all things American that would make Osama cry: Jim Carrey, rock’n’roll and even Madonna got a shout-out. “She’s such a great dancer for a woman of her age,” he enthused of the Material Girl.

Drew, in case you’re still worried, Omar also had this to say: “It’s a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy,” he maintained – just before swilling some Pepsi.

–Anna Dimond

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Match Maker

Posted at 11:39 AM on July 18, 2010  

He wants to date you

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Posted at 8:40 PM on July 16, 2010  

Run Drew Run. The Other Way. Hide. Why in the world hasn’t the Goverment gotten this person, & intergrated him about where his “Dad” is? He knows where he is.I say get him.Torture him if you have to.Don’t believe his bull that he doesn’t want to be like his “Daddy”. Just find that animal that helped spawn him.To many good people have died because of this family. Did everyone know the US is the only country who goes by the Geneva Convection. Of course, the US has become so whimpy they will let him come over here. To continue what his “Dad” & his followers started.

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just my opinion

Posted at 11:08 PM on July 17, 2010  

Yeesh, calm down. Do you seriously think in the last 9 YEARS he hasn’t ONCE been interviewed by the government/military? Obviously if he wasn’t cleared there would be no chance in hell of him coming overseas. It is dangerous to assume guilt by association. Maybe he really DOESNT want to be like his dad. My dads a carpenter, and only 1 of my three brothers wanted to be one too. My dad is very religious, and one of my brothers also has no interest in the faith he was raised in. Freak out over something you have some genuine control over.

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just my opinion

Posted at 11:10 PM on July 17, 2010  

that being said though..I would think Drew would have to be awfully stupid to let her name to be tied to this guy in any way shape or form.

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Posted at 12:02 PM on July 18, 2010  

Geneva Convection? What is that, some kind of new Swiss chocolate?

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