Hey Drew Barrymore, Better Run While You Still Can! Osama Bin Laden’s Son Wants To Date You!

Fri, July 16, 2010 8:00pm EST by 5 Comments

Can you imagine anything worse than being part of the bin Laden fam? The terrorist’s son is on the market for a new GF – and wants to date Drew!

Drew Barrymore, can you imagine anything more terrifying than being related to a man responsible for 9/11? Watch out: the Saudi Arabian terrorist’s son is newly single and he’s coming after YOU!

“I want to go to America, and I would love to meet Drew Barrymore,” Osama’s scrap metal dealer son, who split from wife Zaina last month, told The Sun. “I am single now and she is the most beautiful woman in Hollywood.”

While the 29-year-old is the son of the world’s most wanted man, don’t expect him to follow in his father’s footsteps. He confessed a love of all things American that would make Osama cry: Jim Carrey, rock’n’roll and even Madonna got a shout-out. “She’s such a great dancer for a woman of her age,” he enthused of the Material Girl.

Drew, in case you’re still worried, Omar also had this to say: “It’s a weak son who just wants to be like his daddy,” he maintained – just before swilling some Pepsi.

–Anna Dimond