Bonnie Says: Jessica Simpson, Your PDA Is Making You Look Desperate — Stop For Your Own Good!

Mon, July 12, 2010 9:37am EDT by 8 Comments
Posted Mon, July 12, 2010 9:37am EDT

Jessica — buck up!

You don’t NEED to make-out with new, still-married boyfriend Eric Johnson to let us know you AREN’T alone at 30!

You’re a beautiful, accomplished woman who ANY single man should want to date. Making sure that paparazzi get pics of you theatrically making out with Eric on your vacation in Capri, Italy, really makes you look desperate — desperate to prove that you ARE loved!

Listen Jessica, just because you made some bad man choices — blabby, super player John Mayer and cheater Tony Romo — doesn’t mean you aren’t worthy.

Don’t let bad guys — hey, John Mayer walked out on and talked about Jen Aniston too — make you feel unlovable.

Bad love happens to all us girlfriends. And plenty of us, including other gorgeous Hollywood celebs, are single at 30 and older. Think Jen Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Renée Zellweger and Reese Witherspoon. And like most of them, you have already had disappointing divorces.

So Jess, don’t sell yourself short because you aren’t married with babies at 30! Don’t rush into romance with Eric, who still needs to finalize his divorce from his first wife stylist Keri Johnson, and DON’T feel like you have to desperately make out in public for the world to see!

Neither do you have to make sure that we see you in a jewelry store with your new BF – we get it, he’s buying you a birthday present. Just because your jerky ex Tony Romo was such a lout that he dumped you a year ago just before your birthday, does NOT mean you have to stoop to both letting the ex and us know, that you’re getting the princess treatment now. You deserve it, but it CAN be private! plus all this public romancing can end up sending exactly the wrong message to your new paramour.

Have you heard of the phrase “hard to get?” This might be a good time to try it out!

–Bonnie Fuller

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