Sarah Palin, Please Never Run For Office Ever Again! We Beg You!

Thu, July 8, 2010 9:00pm EST by 12 Comments
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Sarah’s new “Mama Grizzlies”video has us all riled up because it appears that the former Alaskan governor is considering running for office again in 2012. Say it isn’t so!

Watching Sarah Palin run for President would be almost as excruciating as being forced to sit in an oven while being shot with a nail gun. Yup, the thought is THAT painful.

Although the “Mama Grizzlies” video Sarah posted on her Facebook page July 8 is seemingly a public service announcement for the National Organization for Women Political Action Committees, the whole shtick just seems like a campaign spot to us.

“Look out Washington, cause there’s a whole stampede of pink elephants crossing the line and the E.T.A. for them stampeding through is November 2, 2010,” the 46-year-old former Alaskan governor declares in the video that is geared towards women who are unhappy with the current Democratic administration.

You plan on making the situation better, Ms. Palin? Hah! We shudder to think what devastation you could wreak on our country if you WERE to run for public office again. Think of things that shouldn’t belong – like Mel Gibson dating Reese Witherspoon or OJ Simpson appearing on Glee – and you’ll catch our drift.

Russ Weakland

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