EXCLUSIVE! Sorry Lindsay, But We Have Your Jail Menu —You Have To Stay Red Bull-Free For 90 Days!

Thu, July 8, 2010 2:13pm EDT by 2 Comments

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Lindsay Lohan has traded in booze for bull thanks to her alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet, but she’s going to have to go without both of her favorite libations while she’s in the slammer!

Sorry, Lindsay Lohan, but your new digs at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood, Calif. are NOTHING like the Chateau Marmont. We have a selection of options from Canteen Services, who supply jails with their nosh, and let’s just say your selection is…pretty limited.

Yep, you’re going to have to give up your favorite drink (the non-alcoholic one!), Red Bull. You’ll have to deal with basic stuff, like coffee, water and fruit punch. Hey, coffee has caffeine, right? Not SO bad!

As for food, the 24-year old actress will have to exist on chicken noodle soup, trail mix, cheerios, pretzels and muffins. These items and the rest of the food offered through the jail probably aren’t the most diet friendly, which is just one more reason for Lindsay to get her act together. Your body is your temple, after all.

Russ Weakland

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George Vreeland Hill

Posted at 4:32 PM on July 9, 2010  

Lindsay is full of “Bull” a lot.
She is becoming a laughingstock because of her actions.
Lindsay better wake up and face reality real soon.

George Vreeland Hill

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gbtw

Posted at 2:53 PM on July 8, 2010  

she looks so much better with this pseudo natural hair color. night and day.

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