Kate Gosselin’s Cleavage V. Jon Gosselin’s Dragon Tattoo: Whose Mid-Life Crisis Is Worse?

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Kate Gosselin is 35 and a mom of eight. Jon Gosselin is 33 and a dad of eight. Why do they insist on exposing themselves to the world (breasts, ridiculous tattoos) rather than parenting?

Who’s the bigger fame junkie: Kate or Jon Gosselin?

Consider the evidence: Last Friday, Kate took her girls (not Cara, Madelyn, Alexis, or Hannah, mind you) out for a shopping trip to Target near her Pennsylvania home. And just yesterday, she went for a well-documented jog (is there any other kind with the Gosselina?) in just a perfectly perky sports bra. (Click to see a big gallery of Kate’s cleavage.)

And yesterday, a celebrity blog just happened to “obtain” a photo of Jon’s latest masterpiece — a dragon tattoo emblazoned with various Korean epigrams. Wonder how you say “desperate exhibitionist” in Korean?

Meanwhile, the divorced couple’s eight kids are wondering where their parents are … though surely their parents’ raging attention-addiction is just Mommy and Daddy being Mommy and Daddy.

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Katie Kreider loses this battle. Jon’s tat will look awful by the pool this summer… sure. But those wonky sagging udders that TLC bought last year, are horrendously horrendous! Woman put those jowls of a dog away… Gag. You look like Ronald McDonald, so keep the big glasses.

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Sorry – I just threw up in my mouth a little bit – what a waste of time – I truly pity those kids…………..

They both love the fame but I have to say she loves it much more otherwise she’d stay home and take care of her rugrats instead of showing off her hooters to her pap-boyfriend

Looks like she has a hickey between her titties, don’t want to know who put it there……..ughhhhhhhhhhh…..the name Jamie ring the bell….ding dong

Mother of 8 comparing her to Lady Gaga and Miley is ridiculous, they have no kids and she does so everything this fame ho does effect the kids ya dopes, she is white trailer trash and no amount of botox will change that

For a mother of 8 and proclaiming she does everything for the kiddies including showing off some titties is a betrayal on her part

Get off your high horses for heaven’s sakes. Gheez – nothing wrong with what she is wearing – it is HOT people!! This is nothing compared to Miley, Gaga, and all the other pics we’ve seen. What would some of you look like if you had a camera following you constantly? She looks fab after having 8 kids, are you all jealous?

Here it is clear …nobody likes them……

She says that she doesn’t like the press, but looks like this out in public, like trashy, so maybe she will draw attention?? She is reality fame whore #1, then you have Jon, who has been a reality fame whore since the day he walked out on his family so there you go, #2, TIE!!!!!!!!