Courtesy of MTV, INFphoto.com (inset)
Do you think Warren would make a good replacement dad for Kate’s brood of eight?
With Jon Gosselin busy making home movies of himself getting stoned, farting and putting cigarettes up his nose, his eight kids back in Pennsylvania need a strong male role model in their lives. Enter MTV’s newest colorful friend, Warren “The Ape” Demontague! “If I could get Kate Gosselin in the back of a bowling alley for five minutes, I’d show her a good time,” Warren tactfully tells HollywoodLife.com. OK… so maybe Warren shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Kate’s kids.
Warren’s TMI parade continues, as he tells us: “I love real AND desperate housewives. I like my sex bitter and angry. She’s angry, and she’d show you how angry she is. That’s one roller coaster ride I would love to be on.”
He may have more hair than Kate’s last man, but something tells me Warren shouldn’t be trusted around children.
If you’re a fan of Warren’s crass humor (and I know I am), be sure to check out the premiere of his new reality series Warren the Ape at 10:30 p.m. TONIGHT on MTV!
— Andy Swift
Plus, check out more of my interviews with Warren:
Boo Hearne Carroll
Posted at 4:52 PM on June 14, 2010
While Warren is certainly the Brad Pitt of his species, I feel Greg the Bunny would be a better match, don’t you? Bunny. Lots of kids. Get it?