EXCLUSIVE! Hot Couple Alert? MTV's Warren The Ape Has His Eye On Kate Gosselin!

Mon, June 14, 2010 3:44pm EDT by 2 Comments
Courtesy of MTV, INFphoto.com (inset)

Courtesy of MTV, INFphoto.com (inset)

Do you think Warren would make a good replacement dad for Kate’s brood of eight?

With Jon Gosselin busy making home movies of himself getting stoned, farting and putting cigarettes up his nose, his eight kids back in Pennsylvania need a strong male role model in their lives. Enter MTV’s newest colorful friend, Warren “The Ape” Demontague! “If I could get Kate Gosselin in the back of a bowling alley for five minutes, I’d show her a good time,” Warren tactfully tells HollywoodLife.com. OK… so maybe Warren shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near Kate’s kids.

Warren’s TMI parade continues, as he tells us: “I love real AND desperate housewives. I like my sex bitter and angry. She’s angry, and she’d show you how angry she is. That’s one roller coaster ride I would love to be on.”

He may have more hair than Kate’s last man, but something tells me Warren shouldn’t be trusted around children.

If you’re a fan of Warren’s crass humor (and I know I am), be sure to check out the premiere of his new reality series Warren the Ape at 10:30 p.m. TONIGHT on MTV!

— Andy Swift

Plus, check out more of my interviews with Warren:

  1. EXCLUSIVE! MTV’s Warren The Ape Reveals A Lamb Chop Sex Tape Might Exist!
  2. EXCLUSIVE! MTV’s Warren The Ape Attacks ‘Eclipse’ Star Kristen Stewart: She Acts Like ‘A Re-Animated Corpse!’