EXCLUSIVE! MTV's Warren The Ape Reveals A Lamb Chop Sex Tape Might Exist!

Sun, June 13, 2010 1:18pm EDT by 3 Comments
Warren the Ape, MTV, Hollywoodlife.com

Courtesy of MTV, Lionsgate TV, YouTube

MTV’s newest star admits to a sordid past with some of Hollywood’s hottest puppets!

Kendra Wilkinson and Danielle Staub aren’t the only famous names with sex tapes floating around Hollywood. In a shocking new interview, MTV’s Warren “The Ape” Demontague fesses up to some wild behavior with a beloved children’s character. “I’m not saying I haven’t put a little mint jelly on Lamb Chop,” Warren tells HollywoodLife.com exclusively. “I was in a three-way with [ALF.] He and I got around. It was the ’80s. Good times.”

For the sake of Shari Lewis‘ memory, I think we should all keep our fingers crossed that video never sees the light of day. But before you lose all faith in your favorite childhood figures, you should know not all puppets have behaved as shadily as Warren.

“The Muppets are squeaky clean,” Warren laments. “They run a tight ship at the Children’s Television Workshop. All those monsters have been de-fanged, including Elmo.”

So which puppet would Warren get frisky with today?

“If I could bang any puppet, it would be Snooki,” Warren says. “She carries the whole ‘human’ thing off well.”

Uh, sure, Warren. Whatever you say.

I’ll be posting the final part of my interview with Warren tomorrow. For even more of his ridiculous antics, be sure to tune into the premiere of Warren the Ape at 10:30 p.m. on MTV.

Plus, click here to see what Warren told me about Kristen Stewart!

— Andy Swift

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Jenny

Posted at 3:55 PM on June 14, 2010  

HAHAHAHAH peeing my pants

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babaganoosh

Posted at 8:51 PM on June 13, 2010  

haha is that what warrens show is? him saying crazy ridiculous crap like this?

ill watch

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Candace

Posted at 6:38 PM on June 13, 2010  

LOL!! Warren is craaaaaazzyyy

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