Sarah Palin Denies Boob Job, Asks Everyone To Stop Looking At Her Chest!

Sun, June 13, 2010 9:06am EDT by 30 Comments
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Good ole’ Sarah, who notoriously spent $150,000 on clothing in just a few months, cannot BELIEVE people would judge her on her appearance!

Sarah Palin is laying to rest rumors she had boob implants and demanding the public stop obsessing over her looks! “To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance — say chest size — it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don’t need them to look at,” Palin, who I have NEVER seen in anything even closely resembling layers, told Fox News host Greta Van Susteren. A simple “no comment” would’ve been sufficient.

“Drill, baby, drill” Sarah also wants you all to know that instead of talking about her figure you should go clean up the oil spill. “I think some of those folks, too, they need to perhaps grab a shovel, go down to the Gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something,” she so eloquently said. No word on when she would be arriving to aid with clean-up efforts was given.

Sarah finds that this current fascination over her looks is hampering people’s ability to hear what she has to say. Like this twitter post, which utilizes the same writing style my 14-year-old sister and her friends are all fond of, “Having worked/lived thru Exxon oil spill,my family&I understand Gulf residents’ fears.Our prayers r w/u.All industry efforts must b employed.” Or her favorite newspaper and/or magazine as told to Katie Couric, “All of ‘em, any of ‘em that have been in front of me over all these years.” Mine too S!

There was a bright spot in the interview for New Yorkers however, 46-year-old Sarah shot down the rumor she was buying a home in the Hamptons.

-Chris Spargo

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