EXCLUSIVE! MTV's Warren The Ape Attacks 'Eclipse' Star Kristen Stewart: She Acts Like 'A Re-Animated Corpse!'

Fri, June 11, 2010 5:15pm EST by 4 Comments
Courtesy of MTV & Summit Entertainment

Courtesy of MTV & Summit Entertainment

Do you agree with Warren that Kristen would make a more believable vampire than Rob Pattinson?

Warren “The Ape” Demontague is desperate for a hot role in Hollywood, but there’s one franchise the down-on-his-luck puppet would never be a part of — the Twilight saga! “Unless Bella wants to have a stuffed animal or something,” the star of MTV’s Warren the Ape tells HollywoodLife.com, he has no interest in the phenomenon. In fact, he thinks the lead roles were cast all wrong: “[Rob] Pattinson plays the vampire, but [Kristen Stewart] seems so dead inside.”

“If someone told me she was a re-animated corpse, I would not raise an eyebrow,” he says of Kristen. “I mean, I don’t have an eyebrow — but if i did, I wouldn’t raise it.”

Wow! Those are some pretty harsh words from Warren. But, hey, what do you expect from a guy who got kicked out of addiction support for laughing at his fellow recovering addicts?

I’ll be sharing more of my ridiculous interview with Warren as we get closer to the premiere of Warren the Ape, June 14 at 10:30 p.m. on MTV.

— Andy Swift