Jon G, you might want to crawl into a hole and never come out. Another very embarassing home video of you has just been released and this one is even worse than the first!
Jon Gosselin, you keep trying to convince the world that you’re just misunderstood … but you might very well be wrong. Mysteriously, personal videos that you and your ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman shot in St Tropez in July of 2009, are leaking to RadarOnline and portraying you as a very immature, dufus.
This video was shot on the same day as the first one we told you about June 8 in which you were stoned. But in this second stoned video you talk about another fun pastime of yours … drinking!
“I was so drunk last night,” says Jon. “We went to a club last night with Christian Audigier. I’d pronounce it but it would sound like diarrhea. They brought out a bottle of Crystal from 2000 … and these people pay like $15,000 for champagne … all my clothes became soaked in champagne.”
But the very worldly Jon made sure to point out that he is so over Europe.
“This club was so cool,” says Jon. “I don’t need the rest of Europe then.”
While trying to listen to what Jon is mumbling all you can hear is Hailey cracking herself up in the background … probably the most annoying laugh I’ve ever heard.
Jon makes sure to point out that his five star hotel is more like a “motel” and it’s very subpar to his fancy taste.
“This is the most expensive hotel we’ve ever stayed in,” says Jon. “We have the biggest bed ever … they pushed two twins together. They probably even dipped that bottle of Evian in the toilet and put a lid on it.”
Well BFFs, get excited because I have a feeling another video will be hitting the web soon, but in the meantime — case in point.