Don’t shoot the messenger! I think Kristen Stewart deserves to win just as much as you do — but Sandra Bullock is totally taking home the sympathy vote!
Sorry, Kristen Stewart. You totally rocked in the Twilight Saga: New Moon, but I don’t think you have a chance of beating Sandra Bullock for Best Female Performance June 6 at the MTV Movie Awards!
For starters, Sandra, 45, totally has America’s support after divorcing her cheating husband, Jesse James, and swapping her big man for a little one — adopted son Louis Bardo Bullock. Secondly, let’s not forget that Sandy actually won an OSCAR for said role in The Blind Side. Lastly…do you actually think Sandra would walk the red carpet if she wasn’t absolutely guaranteed to make her big comeback to society with more than one (she’s accepting the MTV Generation award) major win? Right.
So, we’ve established that SB is going to be the comeback queen, but who else will take home the coveted moon man trophies?
In the Best Kiss categories, K-Stew, 20, is clearly going to be a winner (she’s nominated twice, after all). However, her make-out session with real-life BF Rob Pattinson was MUCH hotter than the lip-lock she laid down on BFF Dakota Fanning in The Runaways — so R-Patz & K-Stew, you totally have my vote for sexiest onscreen smooch!
As for Biggest Badass Star, dudes like Channing Tatum, Chris Pine, Rain and Sam Worthington are SOL — there is NO ONE, and I repeat, NO ONE more badass than Angelina Jolie! I mean, who else could shimmy into a latex Tomb Raider costume like Angie, 34? Exactly. None of these guys!
In the Global Superstar category, well, Twilight will win once again — I suspect R-Patz is slightly more popular than his co-star Taylor Lautner — but in my heart of hearts I’m rooting for Johnny Depp. He’s my icon, but then again, I’m also older than sixteen.
Best Movie? Need we even ask this question? Although I personally loved Alice in Wonderland, and would be overwhelmed with sweat if Tim Burton’s epic film won, there’s no contest. Avatar, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and The Hangover and totally losing to New Moon. You Twi-hards (and there’s a LOT of you) wouldn’t have it any other way!