Tanorexic Reality Trainwreck Snooki Tells Robert Pattinson To Get A Tan!

Sat, June 5, 2010 10:49am EST by 3 Comments

The fading star of ‘Jersey Shore’ thinks R-Patz is cute, but would be much cuter with a little more sun!

Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, she of the cringe inducing bump-it and Donatella Versace skin tone, has a beauty tip for Robert Pattinson – get a tan! Snooki, who will serve as a special correspondent for the MTV Movie Awards, told MTV News, “I’m going to say, ‘You need to go tanning, but you’re really hot. Because you’re a vampire. You’re pale’.” We wonder what Robert is going to have to say about that!

While we all enjoy Snooki’s debaucherous behavior and love of hot tubs, we really wonder why our friend is offering beauty advice to one of the world’s most attractive and eligible bachelors. Is this not the same girl who actually drove a man to vomiting on her show?

Ed Hardy aficionado Snooki also announced that tomorrow evening’s red carpet, which will bring out stars including Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Sandra Bullock, will also feature a ten-minute preview of the upcoming season of Jersey Shore.

You can catch the Awards tomorrow night at 9 pm on MTV. It is looking like this is one evening that will have something for both the Twi-hards and the juice heads!

-Chris Spargo



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Posted at 12:26 AM on June 6, 2010  

nope he is just fine the way he looks. she should just shut up

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Posted at 12:35 PM on June 5, 2010  

……and I dont want to say what she needs??????

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Posted at 12:31 PM on June 5, 2010  

Someone tell Snookie that Rob in soaking up the sun right now, while filming Water for Elephants. He’s gonna have a sun-kissed glow when she meets him for the first time. Now, instead of giving advice, she can just concentrate on his hotness.

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